PM OPPOSES HIS OWN ID CARD
Wednesday, 13 December 2006
By Chato
The Oz PM is defiant in the face of his ownfirm resolve, and "will not budge" in his
total support and total opposition to a
national ID card for OZ.
John Hogturd PM was rabid in his opposition
and support for the National ID Card:
"When you realise that the assumption of the
Australia Card legislation is that every
Australian is a cheat, when you realise that
it involves establishing a level of
intrusion of a draconian kind into the day
to day activities of many people and when
people really read and understand the
legislation, I believe that the support that
some people feel, particularly in the ranks
of the Government for this proposal, is
going to disappear. Now that I have
introduced this stalinist obscenity by
stealth, I am bound by my strong sense of
decency to oppose myself at every turn on
this evil legislation. I believe that I have
the Oz public with me on this thing - unless
I actually haven't! Not that it matters..."
The Human Disservices Minister Al Capone
easily brushed aside public doubt:
"Suggestions that the Mafia will be into
this system within a week is ridiculous!
I am rushing the Hogturd regime ID card into
service as soon as I do a deal with all
the ethnic gangs that have an interest in
the technology."
.oOo.
