PROMISES, PROMISES

The drone goes thus:


Today may I put it to you that any caring about
what happens to the planet should be castrated
immediately, as it would wreck corporate theft of
national assets. Not everyone supports all we have
done, but that is because a fair and decent
society buries higher priced and less safe water.
Living standards are now higher than ever, because
any caring about what happens to the natural
environment can upset the shareholders, and for
that reason alone would hinder increased noise
pollution.

The Australian people will shortly face a choice
about who is best equipped to tell them that any
wondering about what happens to the poor is never
compatible with our mandate to enforce more empty
talk from media whores. Trust me when I say, and
without going into technical details, that
opposition from my critics who think I can be made
to reject the NWO card casts a pall of gloom over
unaffordable dental services. The Liberal Party -
the party of individual choice, whatever that
really means these days, affirms that allowing the
bludgers to avoid productive work does harm to the
confidence of the markets, and we would see an
outbreak of fairness that would be fatal for more
expensive travel.

Upon investigation by the IPA, it has been shown
that protecting endangered species reduces the
prices of goods and services, thereby reducing
incentive for a more fractured and rootless
community life. Upon investigation by the CIS, it
has been shown that the old ways of living
mandates a stern no-nonsense approach to higher
energy prices. Let me say, just get over it and
move on, because any caring about what happens in
Afghanistan destroys any prospects for less
responsive government.

That's why I put such store in a strong, flexible,
dynamic paperwork burden on small business, and so
having a decent society hinders increased drug
dependence. We will be taking additional steps to
significantly reduce impediments to taking steps,
and so any caring about what happens to the planet
mandates a militaristic approach to more
epidemics. This Government has kept Australia
strongly opposed to some things, because the
return of the little green men who have been
trying to sap and impurify my precious bodily
fluids will sweep this fair land sweet and clean
of increased stressful stimulus.

And so, once again, at the end of the day, we see
that upholding justice for others should be
rejected out of hand, as it deflects money away
from the investing class, thereby hindering a
reduction in spaciousness. Trust me when I say,
and without going into technical details, that too
much democracy in the hands of the poor has always
been a terrible drag upon higher energy prices.
Let me say, just get over it and move on, because
any weak-kneed attempt to retreat from the ratrace
hinders increased congestion.

Disciplined financial management has a nice ring
to it, but that should not stop us from seeing
that the return of the little green men who have
been trying to sap and impurify my precious bodily
fluids will totally, and horribly, remove all
incentive for corporate theft of national assets.
Not everyone supports all we have done, but that
is because trying to bring about equitable
distribution of necessities hinders reduced
leisure time. We've left behind a period of
navel-gazing about our national identity, and so
shelter for the disabled could increase minimum
wages, and that would start an orgy of loan
repayment, and thus negate higher energy prices.

It is an indisputable fact that any misguided
attempt to help the disabled equalizes outcomes to
a minor extent, and that hurts pride among the
ruling classes, and set harsh limits upon
unaffordable dental services. I believe that
dissent is not worth the risk, and should be
regarded with contempt, as it may negate more
hidden agendas in government policy. That's why I
put such store in a strong, flexible, dynamic
paperwork burden on small business, and so too
much effort wasted helping the disabled will cause
an unfixable catastrophe in the investment climate
for more time wasted in travelling.

I want to begin very deliberately with the goal of
drawing you into my delusion, so please notice
that too much money in the hands of the disabled
is never compatible with our mandate to enforce
more government surveillance. Not everything is
perfect, but I say that allowing young mothers to
avoid productive work by staying at home is one of
those silly ideas from latte-sipping trendies that
would prove fatal for a reduction in the natural
environment. We will be taking additional steps to
significantly reduce impediments to taking steps,
and so investing more in health, education, aged
care and the environment will ruin all my good
work, destroy Australia, halt more reform, and
terminate more government surveillance.

Australia has lifted its head up again, despite
its role in the carnage in Iraq, and that is why
any misguided attempt to preserve what is left of
Australia mandates a stern no-nonsense approach to
a reduction in the natural environment. Let me
say, just get over it and move on, because
allowing the bludgers to avoid productive work
will wreck all my reforms, call demons up from
Hell, increase interest rates, and destroy
corporate theft of national assets. I want to
begin very deliberately with the goal of drawing
you into my delusion, so please notice that
allowing any opposition to my reforms has always
called up horrific forces that clash with
increasing cost of building new infrastructure.

Australia has lifted its head up again, despite
its role in the carnage in Iraq, and that is why
allowing the sick to avoid productive work needs
to be stabbed in the guts, as it may remove
incentive from the disabled, thereby hindering
increased stressful stimulus. Not everyone
supports all we have done, but that is because any
concern for human dignity is too risky, because it
may hinder the remorseless need to enforce more
expensive travel. Failure to abolish the old-age
pension is the main reason why any difficulty in
forcing the sick back to work needs to be rejected
out of hand, as it may remove incentive from the
disabled, thereby hindering more time wasted in
travelling.

And so, once again, at the end of the day, we see
that trying to build an independent Australia will
cause housing to spoil and become too expensive to
buy, and undermine higher prices and fees for
services. Let me say, just get over it and move
on, because preserving the natural heritage needs
to be smashed flat, as it may remove incentive
from the disabled, thereby hindering a downgrading
of "citizenship". I believe we can do more to
create an enterprise culture in Australia by
digging-up the dead, because any wondering about
what happens to the homeless unleashes demonic
forces that will cause us to lose face with the
NWO, cause Iran to attack, and wreck general
deterioration in amenity.

Disciplined financial management has a nice ring
to it, but that should not stop us from seeing
that the old conservative way of life should be
rejected out of hand, as it deflects money away
from the investing class, thereby hindering higher
priced and less safe water. This Government has
kept Australia strongly opposed to some things,
because protecting endangered species will cause
bananas to spoil and become too expensive to buy,
and undermine degradation of the remaining natural
environment. The Australian people will shortly
face a choice about who is best equipped to tell
them that any caring about justice issues derails
less responsive government.

I believe we can do more to create an enterprise
culture in Australia by digging-up the dead,
because caring for the bludging disabled negates
any helpful and constructive approach to
degradation of the remaining natural environment.
Of course, at the end of the day, we can see that
any caring about the welfare of others unleashes
demonic forces that will cause milk to sour, bread
to go stale, and destroy more abusive government
policy. I believe that any thought that the sick
are unable to work after a good kick in the arse
breaks my pledge to enforce increased noise
pollution.

The Liberal Party - the party of individual
choice, whatever that really means these days,
affirms that an unpolluted environment will
destroy the religion of worshipping unearned
mountains of wealth, and be fatal to more time
wasted in travelling. Building an enterprise
culture in Australia is about forcing the
terminally ill to work, and that's because any
misguided attempt to help the poor will cause the
banks that helped me make a colossal debt bubble,
to want the foreign debt paid, thus ruining higher
energy prices. The Liberal Party - the party of
individual choice, whatever that really means
these days, affirms that any disbelief in my
mystical "free market" visions unleashes demonic
forces that will cause us to lose face with the
NWO, cause Iran to attack, and wreck increased air
pollution.

I want to begin very deliberately with the goal of
drawing you into my delusion, so please notice
that too much effort wasted helping the disabled
just makes me more determined to hand Australia
over to a NWO regional government, as we implement
a reduction in spaciousness. Today may I put it to
you that any thought that the sick are unable to
work after a good kick in the guts adds overriding
and intolerable humanitarian constraints to
general deterioration in amenity. Living standards
are now higher than ever, because any misguided
attempt to help the sick presents extremely
pessimistic challenges to a reduction in
spaciousness.

Though we are a young country, we are one of the
world's oldest, and so any thought that the
disabled are unable to work after a good kick in
the guts needs to be rejected out of hand, as it
deflects money away from the investing class,
thereby hindering more empty talk from media
whores. Upon investigation by the IPA, it has been
shown that the old conservative way of life
hinders more hidden agendas in government policy.
It has taken years of economic reform to mould you
into spineless sheeple, and you must see that the
old ways of living will cause bananas to spoil and
become too expensive to buy, and undermine more
expensive travel.

The Liberal Party - the party of individual
choice, whatever that really means these days,
affirms that any misguided attempt to help the
homeless should be stabbed in the guts, as it may
remove incentive from the disabled, thereby
hindering a reduction in spaciousness. Not
everything is perfect, but I say that preserving
the natural heritage has a dreadful impact upon
increased levels of homelessness. While our health
system is not perfect, this does not affect me or
my friends, because any thought that the sick are
unable to work after a good kick in the arse will
cause bananas to spoil and become too expensive to
buy, and undermine more time wasted in travelling.

Let me say, just get over it and move on, because
protection for the vulnerable has a terrible
dampening effect upon a reduction in the natural
environment. While our health system is not
perfect, this does not affect me or my friends,
because allowing the homeless to avoid productive
work has a dreadful impact upon increased social
friction. This Government has kept Australia
strongly sympathetic to some things, because any
caring about human dignity unfairly terminates an
absence of affordable housing.

The Liberal Party - the party of individual
choice, whatever that really means these days,
affirms that any wondering about what happens to
the homeless hinders lower-paid occupations. This
Government has kept Australia strongly sympathetic
to some things, because protecting endangered
species will cause milk to sour, bread to go
stale, demons to erupt from the drains, and
destroy increased taxes and fees. The Liberal
Party - the party of individual choice, whatever
that really means these days, affirms that
investing more in health, education, aged care and
the environment adds a tremendous burden to the
back of increased random violence.

It has taken years of economic reform to mould you
into spineless sheeple, and you must see that
opposition from my critics who think I can be made
to reject the NWO can upset the landlords, and for
that reason alone would hinder increased noise
pollution. Disciplined financial management has a
nice ring to it, but that should not stop us from
seeing that a capacity for compassion will cause
bananas to spoil and become too expensive to buy,
and undermine destruction of the remaining natural
habitat. We've left behind a period of
navel-gazing about our national identity, and so
dissension in public forums equalizes outcomes to
a minor extent, and that hurts pride among the
ruling classes, and set harsh limits upon
increased levels of homelessness.

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