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SIMPSON FUCKED HIS DONKEY AT GALLIPOLI!

Thursday, 25 August 2005 By War Correspondent

Yep that's right! He was caught by his superior officer with his pecker in the Ass, and he had it hee-hawing all night long under the full moon at Sulva Bay.

But because of his great work in ferrying out the wounded diggers it was covered up.

I say the time is ripe to celebrate Simpson sharing his love with his animal!

Does it diminish his bravery? No!

In fact it brings both man and beast fully into the picture, a picture of the true Aussie spirit.

Pithy Quote

In complete (try & share my feeling) dejection, I sat, as the bus progressed toward Kansas City. At Columbia, Mo. a young (19) completely passive (my meat) virgin got on & shared my seat ... In my dejection over losing Pat, the perfect, I decided to sit on the bus (behind the driver) in broad daylight & seduce her, from 10:30 AM to 2:30 PM I talked. When I was done, she (confused, her entire life upset, metaphysically amazed at me, passionate in her immaturity) called her folks in Kansas City, & went with me to a park (it was just getting dark) & I banged her; I screwed as never before; all my pent up emotion finding release in this young virgin (& she was) who is, by the way, a school teacher! Imagine, she's had 2 years of Mo. St. Teacher's College & now teaches Jr. High School. (I'm beyond thinking straightly).