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- Wagner was a repetitive, stuck up, christianity obsessed, motif loving, long winded, humou...
- Oh come ON! You cant stop there! Wheres the rest?
- Fcuk you AND your friends in the hog shit!
- Frikkn Obama! Yes we can? Yes we can continue Dubya's slaughter! Yes we can assassinate Ju...
- Wagner rocks! Even if he was a frikkn fascist, racist fuck nazi-lover!
- Cenk fully unloads on fucking NATO Afghanistan bullshit agreement. Thank Christ some comme...
- Kill Gay People! Loving pastor preaches about various solutions to wiping out gays... and...
- Does that ape man in the last picture actually know what a phone is? No wonder we are the...
- How about Australia's poet laureate Slim Dusty? How about our alternate national anthem Th...
- Bite me! https://p.twimg.com/AtgfV3BCEAE27nL.jpg:large
- Mouse her hair? You going to squeeze out some sort of murine cream? What sort of pervert a...
- I would like to mouse her hair with my love juice dispenser....!!!
- Me no scared! Me have Mao on my side!
- And rationalists have much in common with religious types.
- Most people are scared. Its why people vote, follow MSM or take up religion.
- Yep, that's it. And of course I always wipe first. What do you take me for? Some sort of f...
- What about "I wanna put it in ya box" by The Horny Hillman Drivers? It's a classic!
- What worries me is the obsequious demeanour of it all. (And - "the horror")
- Your PM kissing a black man? Time to head for the hills with your guns and your cousins!
- Vote Labor so that we can kiss more US policy http://images.smh.com.au/2012/05/20/3311435...
- Probability suggests that intelligent life forms exist throughout the known universe. Pro...
- I worship Christ the Moneymaker! does the trick for me
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How? By sticking a finger up your arse?
on't forget to wipe it before you sniff it!
- Forget it. Its all bullshit. I'm gonna get high and probe my imagination.
- Goes to prove the notion that "rationalism" is the last bastion of the insecure aging fool
- Ahhh... Dr IP Freely wasn't so concerned about rational thought back then. Seems he had a ...
- I'll have her! Even if frozen and pock marked; as long as there is a hole for me pecker I'...
- She is my ex-girlfriend now frozen in time in dank, dusty memory her visage forever cold n...
- Whlo this girl? She live in mountain? I LIKE VELY MUCH!!!
- Spot on Mr Hally! Those Monkees are vely vely bad, no buy from shop even when I glot! Flu...
- Nothing left to say http://www.xenoxnews.com/component/option,com_joomgallery/Itemid,330/...
- Who you calling big nose! http://www.xenoxnews.com/component/option,com_joomgallery/Item...
- Fuck you big nose! You try writing with a box on your head and besides, shouldn't that hav...
- "threw" or "through"? Whoever this clown in a box is they must have failed spelling!
- dont reckon he put up much of a fight
- Hey cheer up; why not try an Opium suppository before hand. Yum
- I am having a panic attack thinking about it. Even a small suppository hurts my tight litt...
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Are you force feeding beer to that poor man in the box?
readful!
- OMIGOD! it IS... it's Box Head!
- Would be a wonderful life... But that robot looks a bit look Boxy to me!
- Are we dead yet?
- And didn't that dolt Costello benefit from a free university education courtesy of the Lab...
- Does anyone else feel sorry for all of the Rhode Scholars out there? That is some devalued...
- But boy oh boy when the born-to-rule privileged fall out with one another watch the fur fl...
- Just put on your 'big boy boots', grin, and think of England.
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Oh come on! A bit of fun up the bum never hurt nobody
Now bend over and let my sausage...
- Need guns to keep poofs away !!!. There be no meddling in mah bum hole when I git my .45.
- I shall not take the weakness of my immune system on the beautiful pigs. I am going to bec...
- People need guns not only for personal defense but for defending their rights. Goverments ...
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Those viruses are eating us alive NOW!
O you think Mr and Mrs Piggy give a shit about us...
- When I heard the mother pig cry as it sniffed its dead baby that had been tossed onto the ...
- Be nice to the piggy wiggies you nasty man
- You dimbulb vegetarians are missing the point totally.What about those creatures that are ...
- The shame: http://youtu.be/wRZjkCV_9Ng
- If ether is time then it's time to get ill!
- Yeah, Ok... time is the ether. Now what?
- Take the valium. Works for me.
- Fuck me - how do you get spunk off a keyboard ???
- This is not ground breaking. I hear signals in my head all the time. They only slightly di...
- Yes I agree vote labour, if they get 3 votes it won't be a total landslide
- Wow. What a discovery. Because of this I have an idea. I am going to embed bits of tinfoi...
- Just listened to the budget/ Vote Labor!
- And when the fabric of Ether tears, that is your death.
- Of course I could.
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- Could you possibly make that photo any larger?
- Once again Xenox News presents ground-breaking facts no other newspaper, broadcaster or we...
- I agree Harry! These nitwit scientists come up with theories to suit themselves. The only...
- You new age clowns believe anything! As if that dropkick the Dalai Lama has anything sensi...
- Dr Richard Davidson (Vilas Professor of Psychology and Psychiatry Director, Laboratory for...
- I took a photo of myself in the mirror again today. Gosh, I am always taken aback with h...
- Getting back to the original premise of the article... If your savior is to be bearded sh...
- Man, what a downer that will be. I think I better stock up on my Nimbin green and get re...
- If Tony gets in it won't be worth living here. He has already said he is all for fracking ...
- Tony will be best PM in history. Hopefully he will start sinking all the reef boats and se...
- I wish I could suck myself off - women are cunts !!!
- If that is true he has probably been enjoying himself immensely this last few years.... L...
- "Satan" is actually Shathahn the Liberator, also known as Yeyshus, a mythic, pre-Christian...
- People! Stop working! Stop paying those stupid bills! And for fucksake dump all your credi...
- My hands are real steady when I mull a mix up for the bong. And afterwards they just res...
- "It is widely acknowledged that cannabis doesn’t give any advantage in fast-paced sports...
- I stumbled upon this web site and now I feel dirty and abused! Praise the Lard!
- Well normally I ain't to excited by bestiality, but the thought of Satan fucking a goat ex...
- Poor old Satan; so maligned by those nasty christians. http://tinyurl.com/6smtfld
- I've always fancied the cloven hoofed one as my deity. I mean, as discussed elsewhere in t...
- I would have to agree that a beard can make a bloke look like a cunt: http://www.xenoxnew...
- I have a chisel I could lend you
- Scientists are confirming that the hole in the earth's magnetosphere is gaping wide. Why ...
- I was going to take FlimFlam to task for the weak kneed racist/sexist taunt however I just...
- What about the bloke who sports a XA logo in his beard? How does this type of beard affect...
- I reckon that wog bitch Sophie Mirabella has a beard... Or at least a moustache!
- With a few exceptions, most beard wearers are fat lazy cunts
- Yes interesting, this issue will certainly be re-visited by the MSM as the elections come ...
- Opened it up for me
- Oh Fritz! I don't care. We coo like two turtle doves when your mouth is on my muff!
- She says its like sand paper after I shave.
- I think beardies are generally a confused lot. Their facial hair goes through all sorts of...
- Two types of beard wearers: 1. The manicured and styled beard or moustache 2. The beard t...
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What does the beard wearer want? That to me is the fundamental question.
o they want to...
- It takes a certain man to carry off the look. Not any himbo can sprout a beard and look ci...
- Bill Shorten goes viral on the internet in Pythonesque type fashion. What makes it funny i...
- Fuck Rupert and cockeyed sons.
- I've always found that truth comes in 750ml brown bottles
- I come old friend from Hell tonight Across the rotting sea
- So what's new? Remember General MacArthur? The hero of Manila, the governor of Japan and t...
- ANZAC Day in Australia is really just ANAC Day. Those parochial inbred Auzzies always lea...
- Suspicion breeds confidence. And remember: we're all in it together.
- And you wonder why need stronger laws to deal with these people? Here you have they typica...
- Having difficulties with the 'more sex' component. Does masturbation count?
- Welcome to the NEW Age of Reason. More dope, more grog, more sex. Life as it should and mu...
- Glad to see someone is thinking about the important things; rather than the usual 'she sai...
- "Of all the things, why must we have no 'erb? Because 'erb is the healing of the nation an...
- I've always found the IPA to be credible, reliable, and accurate. I am of course referrin...
- Source: IPA? The discredited IPA??? The fucking gutter-trawling IPA??? The neo-con propaga...
- And a steady job is important too?
- One fact that the potheads never fail to mention is this:\ "50% of those who smoke pot re...
- Its a mad world alright. The US owns it. http://i.i.com.com/cnwk.1d/i/tim/2011/06/20/2meg...
- Yessiree. It's time to cut and run, folks. Once again, when Uncle Same (er, Uncle Obama, i...
- "It's estimated that to kill yourself with pot, you would need to smoke 1,500 pounds of ma...
- Thousands of marijuana smokers gather to celebrate 4/20 at the Vancouver Art Gallery in Va...
- "Brave Diggers'? They are the laughing stock of the military world. And what is their prob...
- Whenever I hear 'brave digger' I always think of XenoxNews.com favourite Anzac Day poem: ...
- Tis a great shame that those brave young diggers have lost their lives in a seemingly un w...
- Well fuck me - thank god you stumbled upon them. The world is a now a far better place.
- Australia has the strongest economy in the developed world and it is expected to outperfor...
- Did you spill your beer on it or something?
- Yeh that's a good one. Looks like something I would hang in my dunny for sure.
- Oh I remember Petey and Timmy when they went to my school. Tim was always the serious one,...
- Of course it is you dimbulb. The clock always ticks forward to it!
- It's closer to midnight than you think
- I reckon the one on the top writes better as well
- Seperated at birth? http://www.xenoxnews.com/component/option,com_joomgallery/Itemid,330/...
- What a load of ignorant shite. BTW how's your boy Breivik holding up, wankers!
- Hi Ricardovitz It looks like the latest scientific studies has you outed. The science no...
- There is no difference between the Dalai Lama, Mother Teresa, Osama Bin Laden, Pope John P...
- And to think that these evil doers will have access to nuclear weapons very soon unless th...
- That cunt is always mouthing off that the workers should cut back and dont expect so much ...
- Absolutely spot on Patriot. Gillard has been a disaster for Australia from the day she sto...
- As long as they bring back a massive supply of opium and I can get my hands on some I don'...
- If more people smoked more weed there would be less violence.
- Is Glenn's nose really that big? Probably from all the porkies he has been telling about h...
- I like it because it sets me upon my righteous path....instantly. Have to agree with that...
- In the 'before' photo you look a bit like Glen Greewald: http://www.xenoxnews.com/compone...
- A well deserved pay for a well performed job. That's always Petey's mantra and it is good ...
- Ah those Israeli limp dicks have been promising this for years. Problem is their armed for...
- You think it's a vast gruesome cock-up now? Just wait until that nutjob Netanyahoo tries b...
- Muj boracho magnifico!
- Holy frijoles! The nutless estupido got a job!
- Holy frijoles! The nutless shitforbrains got a job!
- Oh Petey. You are a limp dicked useless shit.
- Good to see old Petey Costello back on the Government teat; a weak piece of shit like him ...
- Once my knackers felt like castanets; click clacking on top of the desert mountain.
- I was a very good dancer nobody could match my chassé now I am only no match for my casta...
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- Oh what a colorful dunny!
- Is that you Kyle?
- Hang the slag !!!
- What about nude high school - compulsory for year 12 females ??. The I would be happy to ...
- Fascism = government/corporate collusion. Are we there yet!
- Let's face it. Its the last bastion. The right wing labor and liberal party are taking us ...
- someone has to keep the fuckers honest. go green!
- Wow. Now that Brown has quit and the Greens have a Trotskite as leader expect some lunacy ...
- I think you're on to something there Mike. I'll have my eyes glued to the screen for next...
- I think there is definitely a conspiracy here. Has anyone ever seen Schapelle Corby and La...
- As the LA Police Homicide Squad says " Our Day Begins When Yours Ends"
- I do like a good Korean cooking. Dog is my favourite of course, but I don't mind the left ...
- Und yuo pout ice in dar bier? Velly stlange not?
- I'm bloody worried too Boxy. You know how long I had to wait for a root in Phuket after th...
- Old fuddy Ruddy? Whatever went wrong? He was our hope for a bigger and brighter future; an...
- Lennon was, as are we all, an imperfect soul. But he saw true: war profiteers rule the wor...
- I listen to Dex and dare to hope.
- Why not change the name to Fagstralia. Stop bugger about Then all those bum fucking queer ...
- I suspect Tony Abbott is a closet gay, And an exhibitionist.
- Aussies need the Gay Nation now! It's the only thing that'll save us.
- And the roar when the pistol went off...
- Right on! Wanker power! Whoever gives a good deal for us wankers gets my vote!
- Motivation? For what? Run quicker to the finish line; ie death? Fuck that!
- Didn't I kill this cunt off?
- Never trust a hippy.
- Fucknuckle! get that root yet?
- 8 years later and Afghanistan hasn't changed at all. Just a different dickhead in charge o...
- They should not speak words like that!
- With a son of Rome to guide us all will be well. At least for the faithful of the one tr...
- Yeah Tony, Joe Hockey and Julie Bishop will fix this place... for good! Fucken hell they ...
- Yes Rabies you are right. The Saints will be praised when we have one of our own in the lo...
- Fuck labour - good result, gillard and all her turds must be shaken in their boots. Watch ...
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- "Are Earthlings an 'invasive species' soon to be exterminated by a technologically advance...
- Ah Mr Tenenbaum, latest polling suggests they are...
- What I lack in motivation I make up in sloth.
- Molest a child for Jesus
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- Iran is on the war board but wait, there is more! Romney: "The Russians are coming!" http...
- Kill for Jesus
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- Yep - you wanna smoke, 'n someone probaly wants ta make cyanide refers fer ya to smoke. I...
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