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Wagner was a repetitive, stuck up, christianity obsessed, motif loving, long winded, humou...
Oh come ON! You cant stop there! Wheres the rest?
Fcuk you AND your friends in the hog shit!
Frikkn Obama! Yes we can? Yes we can continue Dubya's slaughter! Yes we can assassinate Ju...
Wagner rocks! Even if he was a frikkn fascist, racist fuck nazi-lover!
Cenk fully unloads on fucking NATO Afghanistan bullshit agreement. Thank Christ some comme...
Kill Gay People! Loving pastor preaches about various solutions to wiping out gays... and...
Does that ape man in the last picture actually know what a phone is? No wonder we are the...
How about Australia's poet laureate Slim Dusty? How about our alternate national anthem Th...
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I would like to mouse her hair with my love juice dispenser....!!!
Me no scared! Me have Mao on my side!
And rationalists have much in common with religious types.
Most people are scared. Its why people vote, follow MSM or take up religion.
Yep, that's it. And of course I always wipe first. What do you take me for? Some sort of f...
What about "I wanna put it in ya box" by The Horny Hillman Drivers? It's a classic!
What worries me is the obsequious demeanour of it all. (And - "the horror")
Your PM kissing a black man? Time to head for the hills with your guns and your cousins!
Vote Labor so that we can kiss more US policy http://images.smh.com.au/2012/05/20/3311435...
Probability suggests that intelligent life forms exist throughout the known universe. Pro...
I worship Christ the Moneymaker! does the trick for me
How? By sticking a finger up your arse?
on't forget to wipe it before you sniff it!
Forget it. Its all bullshit. I'm gonna get high and probe my imagination.
Goes to prove the notion that "rationalism" is the last bastion of the insecure aging fool
Ahhh... Dr IP Freely wasn't so concerned about rational thought back then. Seems he had a ...
I'll have her! Even if frozen and pock marked; as long as there is a hole for me pecker I'...
She is my ex-girlfriend now frozen in time in dank, dusty memory her visage forever cold n...
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Who you calling big nose! http://www.xenoxnews.com/component/option,com_joomgallery/Item...
Fuck you big nose! You try writing with a box on your head and besides, shouldn't that hav...
"threw" or "through"? Whoever this clown in a box is they must have failed spelling!
dont reckon he put up much of a fight
Hey cheer up; why not try an Opium suppository before hand. Yum
I am having a panic attack thinking about it. Even a small suppository hurts my tight litt...
Are you force feeding beer to that poor man in the box?
readful!
OMIGOD! it IS... it's Box Head!
Would be a wonderful life... But that robot looks a bit look Boxy to me!
Are we dead yet?
And didn't that dolt Costello benefit from a free university education courtesy of the Lab...
Does anyone else feel sorry for all of the Rhode Scholars out there? That is some devalued...
But boy oh boy when the born-to-rule privileged fall out with one another watch the fur fl...
Just put on your 'big boy boots', grin, and think of England.
Oh come on! A bit of fun up the bum never hurt nobody
Now bend over and let my sausage...
Need guns to keep poofs away !!!. There be no meddling in mah bum hole when I git my .45.
I shall not take the weakness of my immune system on the beautiful pigs. I am going to bec...
People need guns not only for personal defense but for defending their rights. Goverments ...
Those viruses are eating us alive NOW!
O you think Mr and Mrs Piggy give a shit about us...
When I heard the mother pig cry as it sniffed its dead baby that had been tossed onto the ...
Be nice to the piggy wiggies you nasty man
You dimbulb vegetarians are missing the point totally.What about those creatures that are ...
The shame: http://youtu.be/wRZjkCV_9Ng
If ether is time then it's time to get ill!
Yeah, Ok... time is the ether. Now what?
Take the valium. Works for me.
Fuck me - how do you get spunk off a keyboard ???
This is not ground breaking. I hear signals in my head all the time. They only slightly di...
Yes I agree vote labour, if they get 3 votes it won't be a total landslide
Wow. What a discovery. Because of this I have an idea. I am going to embed bits of tinfoi...
Just listened to the budget/ Vote Labor!
And when the fabric of Ether tears, that is your death.
Of course I could.
Instructive AND sustainable, Xenox News is to be applauded!
I suggest you read the latest revelations regarding the true nature of the Ether, confirme...
Could you possibly make that photo any larger?
Once again Xenox News presents ground-breaking facts no other newspaper, broadcaster or we...
I agree Harry! These nitwit scientists come up with theories to suit themselves. The only...
You new age clowns believe anything! As if that dropkick the Dalai Lama has anything sensi...
Dr Richard Davidson (Vilas Professor of Psychology and Psychiatry Director, Laboratory for...
I took a photo of myself in the mirror again today. Gosh, I am always taken aback with h...
Getting back to the original premise of the article... If your savior is to be bearded sh...
Man, what a downer that will be. I think I better stock up on my Nimbin green and get re...
If Tony gets in it won't be worth living here. He has already said he is all for fracking ...
Tony will be best PM in history. Hopefully he will start sinking all the reef boats and se...
I wish I could suck myself off - women are cunts !!!
If that is true he has probably been enjoying himself immensely this last few years.... L...
"Satan" is actually Shathahn the Liberator, also known as Yeyshus, a mythic, pre-Christian...
People! Stop working! Stop paying those stupid bills! And for fucksake dump all your credi...
My hands are real steady when I mull a mix up for the bong. And afterwards they just res...
"It is widely acknowledged that cannabis doesn’t give any advantage in fast-paced sports...
I stumbled upon this web site and now I feel dirty and abused! Praise the Lard!
Well normally I ain't to excited by bestiality, but the thought of Satan fucking a goat ex...
Poor old Satan; so maligned by those nasty christians. http://tinyurl.com/6smtfld
I've always fancied the cloven hoofed one as my deity. I mean, as discussed elsewhere in t...
I would have to agree that a beard can make a bloke look like a cunt: http://www.xenoxnew...
I have a chisel I could lend you
Scientists are confirming that the hole in the earth's magnetosphere is gaping wide. Why ...
I was going to take FlimFlam to task for the weak kneed racist/sexist taunt however I just...
What about the bloke who sports a XA logo in his beard? How does this type of beard affect...
I reckon that wog bitch Sophie Mirabella has a beard... Or at least a moustache!
With a few exceptions, most beard wearers are fat lazy cunts
Yes interesting, this issue will certainly be re-visited by the MSM as the elections come ...
Opened it up for me
Oh Fritz! I don't care. We coo like two turtle doves when your mouth is on my muff!
She says its like sand paper after I shave.
I think beardies are generally a confused lot. Their facial hair goes through all sorts of...
Two types of beard wearers: 1. The manicured and styled beard or moustache 2. The beard t...
What does the beard wearer want? That to me is the fundamental question.
o they want to...
It takes a certain man to carry off the look. Not any himbo can sprout a beard and look ci...
Bill Shorten goes viral on the internet in Pythonesque type fashion. What makes it funny i...
Fuck Rupert and cockeyed sons.
I've always found that truth comes in 750ml brown bottles
I come old friend from Hell tonight Across the rotting sea
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ANZAC Day in Australia is really just ANAC Day. Those parochial inbred Auzzies always lea...
Suspicion breeds confidence. And remember: we're all in it together.
And you wonder why need stronger laws to deal with these people? Here you have they typica...
Having difficulties with the 'more sex' component. Does masturbation count?
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Glad to see someone is thinking about the important things; rather than the usual 'she sai...
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And a steady job is important too?
One fact that the potheads never fail to mention is this:\ "50% of those who smoke pot re...
Its a mad world alright. The US owns it. http://i.i.com.com/cnwk.1d/i/tim/2011/06/20/2meg...
Yessiree. It's time to cut and run, folks. Once again, when Uncle Same (er, Uncle Obama, i...
"It's estimated that to kill yourself with pot, you would need to smoke 1,500 pounds of ma...
Thousands of marijuana smokers gather to celebrate 4/20 at the Vancouver Art Gallery in Va...
"Brave Diggers'? They are the laughing stock of the military world. And what is their prob...
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Tis a great shame that those brave young diggers have lost their lives in a seemingly un w...
Well fuck me - thank god you stumbled upon them. The world is a now a far better place.
Australia has the strongest economy in the developed world and it is expected to outperfor...
Did you spill your beer on it or something?
Yeh that's a good one. Looks like something I would hang in my dunny for sure.
Oh I remember Petey and Timmy when they went to my school. Tim was always the serious one,...
Of course it is you dimbulb. The clock always ticks forward to it!
It's closer to midnight than you think
I reckon the one on the top writes better as well
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What a load of ignorant shite. BTW how's your boy Breivik holding up, wankers!
Hi Ricardovitz It looks like the latest scientific studies has you outed. The science no...
There is no difference between the Dalai Lama, Mother Teresa, Osama Bin Laden, Pope John P...
And to think that these evil doers will have access to nuclear weapons very soon unless th...
That cunt is always mouthing off that the workers should cut back and dont expect so much ...
Absolutely spot on Patriot. Gillard has been a disaster for Australia from the day she sto...
As long as they bring back a massive supply of opium and I can get my hands on some I don'...
If more people smoked more weed there would be less violence.
Is Glenn's nose really that big? Probably from all the porkies he has been telling about h...
I like it because it sets me upon my righteous path....instantly. Have to agree with that...
In the 'before' photo you look a bit like Glen Greewald: http://www.xenoxnews.com/compone...
A well deserved pay for a well performed job. That's always Petey's mantra and it is good ...
Ah those Israeli limp dicks have been promising this for years. Problem is their armed for...
You think it's a vast gruesome cock-up now? Just wait until that nutjob Netanyahoo tries b...
Muj boracho magnifico!
Holy frijoles! The nutless estupido got a job!
Holy frijoles! The nutless shitforbrains got a job!
Oh Petey. You are a limp dicked useless shit.
Good to see old Petey Costello back on the Government teat; a weak piece of shit like him ...
Once my knackers felt like castanets; click clacking on top of the desert mountain.
I was a very good dancer nobody could match my chassé now I am only no match for my casta...
The Dunny of existentialism. A sweet pot of porcelien, a home for your buttocks. Cupped, ...
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Oh what a colorful dunny!
Is that you Kyle?
Hang the slag !!!
What about nude high school - compulsory for year 12 females ??. The I would be happy to ...
Fascism = government/corporate collusion. Are we there yet!
Let's face it. Its the last bastion. The right wing labor and liberal party are taking us ...
someone has to keep the fuckers honest. go green!
Wow. Now that Brown has quit and the Greens have a Trotskite as leader expect some lunacy ...
I think you're on to something there Mike. I'll have my eyes glued to the screen for next...
I think there is definitely a conspiracy here. Has anyone ever seen Schapelle Corby and La...
As the LA Police Homicide Squad says " Our Day Begins When Yours Ends"
I do like a good Korean cooking. Dog is my favourite of course, but I don't mind the left ...
Und yuo pout ice in dar bier? Velly stlange not?
I'm bloody worried too Boxy. You know how long I had to wait for a root in Phuket after th...
Old fuddy Ruddy? Whatever went wrong? He was our hope for a bigger and brighter future; an...
Lennon was, as are we all, an imperfect soul. But he saw true: war profiteers rule the wor...
I listen to Dex and dare to hope.
Why not change the name to Fagstralia. Stop bugger about Then all those bum fucking queer ...
I suspect Tony Abbott is a closet gay, And an exhibitionist.
Aussies need the Gay Nation now! It's the only thing that'll save us.
And the roar when the pistol went off...
Right on! Wanker power! Whoever gives a good deal for us wankers gets my vote!
Motivation? For what? Run quicker to the finish line; ie death? Fuck that!
Didn't I kill this cunt off?
Never trust a hippy.
Fucknuckle! get that root yet?
8 years later and Afghanistan hasn't changed at all. Just a different dickhead in charge o...
They should not speak words like that!
With a son of Rome to guide us all will be well. At least for the faithful of the one tr...
Yeah Tony, Joe Hockey and Julie Bishop will fix this place... for good! Fucken hell they ...
Yes Rabies you are right. The Saints will be praised when we have one of our own in the lo...
Fuck labour - good result, gillard and all her turds must be shaken in their boots. Watch ...
Read Xenox News front page 27 Jan 2003: http://web.archive.org/web/20030127162427/http://...
"Are Earthlings an 'invasive species' soon to be exterminated by a technologically advance...
Ah Mr Tenenbaum, latest polling suggests they are...
What I lack in motivation I make up in sloth.
Molest a child for Jesus
Ricardo's man http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OxSyDDSA4pQ&feature=youtube_gdata is gonski: ...
Iran is on the war board but wait, there is more! Romney: "The Russians are coming!" http...
Kill for Jesus
The vampires gather at the Blood Bank! If Queenslanders expect anything to change for the ...
Yep - you wanna smoke, 'n someone probaly wants ta make cyanide refers fer ya to smoke. I...
Fuck yeh. I wanna smoke. Fuck you cunts that want to stop me. And I wanna smoke it on Le...
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