OSAMA HAS LEFT THE BUILDING

Created: Tuesday, 07 May 2002 Written by max
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THEY SEEK HIM HERE, THEY SEEK HIM THERE...

No, not Elvis, I'm talking about that old reprobate Mr Osama bin Laden. Which is more than Prez Dubbya and his crackerjacks are saying. In fact bin Laden, once the centre of Washington's entire focus and the target of much high-falutin' talk gains nary a mention these daze... How come?

DEAD OR ALIVE? Recent reports suggest Osama is hiding out in Pakistan but it's all sheer guesswork... but hey, let's review the hysteria:

Hmm, let's see: fifteen of the 19 al-Qaida hijackers of September 11 came from Saudi Arabia.

Not Afghanistan. Not Pakistan. Not even poor, miserable Iraq.

SAUDI BLOODY ARABIA!

Don't hold your breath for US airstrikes on Riyadh any time soon!


This was Max Gross, folding paper aeroplanes and lobbing them at the Six O'Clock News.