HIZBOLLAH LEADER NASRALLAH IN NEW PEACE OFFER

Monday, 31 July 2006 By Foreign Affairs Desk

“If I can see Condi eating Tzipi then I will call off the rockets.”

Displaying a kinky side previously not seen before, Hezbollah leader Sheik Hassan Nasrallah has put forward a new condition for stopping the rockets hitting Israel: “I wanna see some girl-on-girl action. I’m sure Condi’s up for it. As for that Ice Queen Israel Foreign Minister Tzipi Livni, well, she will just have to grin and bear it.”

Tzipi soon to have her pussy eaten for peace?

Perhaps speaking for the broader horny audience Sheikh Nasarallah said now was the time to stop the bombin’ and the shootin’ and to get back to the lovin’ and a rootin’.

“I’ve had enough of the violence, the chaos, the death and destruction. And I’m sure everyone else in the Middle East has too. So let’s just get Condi and Tzipi at it and everything will be alright…”

Can Condi get Tzipi wriggling with a good licking?

Asked if he was interested in a three-way meeting with the US Secretary of State and Israeli Foreign Minister, Nasarallah stroked his beard and said:

“No thanks. I prefer to watch.”

Nasrallah showing what he hopes to be doing once he gets the video from Condi and Tzipi.