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Nation of bullshitters outraged to learn it elected bullshitter President

Created: Wednesday, 11 January 2017
Written by Washington DC Desk

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The clown state of America is reeling in shock to find out that its President-elect hired hookers to urinate on Obama’s bed in Moscow...

Or did he?

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U.S. President Grope

Created: Thursday, 10 November 2016
Written by Max Gross

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TRUMP'S MOVEMENT EXTRUDES A TURD!

Written by Max Gross

Unbelievably, a multiple bankrupt who all but incited violence against his opponents, a sexist, racist, hateful, shameless liar, has become POTUS: President Donald Trump!

Well, and why not? Australians once elected Tony Abbott PM!

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SPY SNOWDEN OUTS NSA SPYING

Created: Tuesday, 25 June 2013
Written by Boris

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If the Government is doing Nothing Wrong, then it has Nothing to Fear!

(Twitter meme?)


 If refusing to spy on Americans gets one charged with spying, what are those who are actually spying charged with? (Howard Fall on Twitter)

 That awkward moment when you realize Americans are falling for media distractions & ignoring the govt blatant violation of the #4A. #Snowden (@CandiLisa on twitter)

 I was declared Enemy of the State&faced down 35yrs N prison. What fate awaited #Snowden had he stayed? Think #Manning  http://www.mcclatchydc.com/2013/06/20/194513/obamas-crackdown-views-leaks-as.html#.Ucc2n1W9LCR (@thomas_drake1 on twitter)

 #Snowden Wow, I remember the time when people used to take flight to the west to get #freedom...how times have changed
#NSA #IRS #2A #tcot (@Rockprincess818 on twitter)

 Nancy Pelosi Booed For Calling Edward #Snowden a Criminal  http://youtu.be/DVk4O12ySY0

 The Bill of Rights: Amendment IV:  http://www.sanders.senate.gov/newsroom/news/?id=3c1ba511-3c99-4de8-9e48-64d81cac4b27 #NSA #Snowden

Hold on for more. This story ain't over by a long way.

Next? The soon to be arrested Glenn Greenwald...

SECRET SQUIRREL: OBAMA FORNICATING WHILE BENGHAZI TERRORIZED...?

Created: Wednesday, 22 May 2013
Written by RZ notsquirrel

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Where was that Barack Obama when his Libyan Ambassador and CIA Stooges was gettin thar heads sliced off and drug through the streets of Benghazi?  Well, a high-up in the Obama Administration, "Secret Squirrel", revealed the following just today:

 

Chris Wallace tried to pin down why on the night Ambassador Christopher Stevens and three other Americans were killed we ain't git a lick of nothin on the wareabouts of Barack Obama.


bush911

Remember the good 'ol days when this George W was in charge?


Pfeiffer shrieked relentlessly:  "The president was kept up to date on this as it was happening throughout the entire night, from the moment it started till the end,"  But, when questioned about Obama not being in his bed all night jest 'fore his Las Vegas fundraiser the next day? Pfeiffer wouldn't elaborate.


osamabin
He protected us from the bad guys.


Hillary Clinton, the secretary of state at the time, said she spoke to the president at 10 p.m. on the night of the attack, but claimed not to know his wareabouts before then.  When pressed on this, Pfeiffer stammered  "He was kept — he was in constant touch - he was working off line - secretly meeting, I mean planning.


blairbush
George had English friends...


"But, where...where exactly was Obama....where was he being briefed and by whom?" blared the AP reporter...You didn't answer my question. What did the president do that night?"
To which Pfeiffer answered: HE WAS ON TOP OF THINGS!"  "DOES IT REALLY MATTER" "We all kept his [Obama's] national security team and kept up to date with the events as they were happening.""
Really? When? Where? By whom?  "When you say his national security team, he didn't talk to the secretary of state, except for the one time when the first attack was over. He didn't talk to the secretary of defense. He didn't talk to the chairman of the Joint Chiefs. Who was he talking to?"

"You, sir, will get no further response from me without a subpoena and formal proceeding.  I have said enough, all I intend to say on this matter. 

bushinhowardhead

And George had Aussie mates who helped him.

 

Upon leaving the building, an AT press reporter (who does not want to be identified because of ongoing investigation of reporters by Eric Holder and the Justice Department), was stopped.  Secret Squirrel provided the AT reporter with directions and a passcode to allow him to enter a construction zone underneath the West Wing of the White House.  There, Secret Squirrel and the AT reporter met and the following conversation ensued:

Secret Squirrel:  "So, you want to know where the President was for the unaccounted 7 hours?

 

 abugharib

 He made the world a saferplace for us all.


AT Reporter::   Yes, the families of those slaughtered at Benghazi and the American Public want to know"

Secret Squirrel:  "The buzz is that your president was fucking a woman known as "KH", a woman he has long admired, at least that's who we think she was - He sure wasn't with Michelle, because we know  exactly where Michelle was at the time.  There is series of private meeting rooms and bedrooms which an only be accessed by your pesident and anyone he provides the access code and protocol instructions to.  These rooms can be accessed from other nondescript buildings a good distance from the White House through a series of tunnels.  KH was spotted entering one of those buildings by reporters that generally know to stake out these areas looking for political news.  She was seen leaving about 6 hours later as I was told by an AT liaison.  A cleaning staff member with security clearance to access this secret area notified me that someone had a sexual encounter in Room 3, and by the mess left behind, it wasn't just the typical wet spot.  Lets just say a the bedding was disposed of and a completely new set of bedding was ordered to replace it.


AT Reporter: Shocking.  Just shocking. 

bushteam

Yep. Don't you wish George W and his pals were back in charge?

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