The Old Fella

My old fella is
Lookin' a bit yella
since me missus
Used it to clean her dirty drain

The space 'tween me legs
Is a gap that god gave
Bearded bastard that he was
Fortune favors the insane... So like the rest I took my chances underneath the Sierra madre sun.

Oro. Oro larger than a brick. Was what I filled my god given gift with.

My cock aint big

but fathered a lot of kids

so i know it works


unlike that cunt Ricardovitz who has probably never fucked a human girl in his life

n*g*e*s 'n commies is always braggin 'bout fornicatin 'n gettin some whore big with child, but dern't know the first thing 'bout rais'n no young'ns. That thar is why the biggest parcentage of gooberment teet-suckers is n*g*e*s. Right next to 'em is commie dope-guzzlers.

These here folks git tharselves one of them X-Boxes or whatnot 'n play video games 'bout takin over thar world. Reality is they cain't russle up 'nuff money ta feed tharselves after feedin thar dope habbit, let alone ta git no guns or militia up 'n runnin.

n*g*e*s 'n commies? I am sorry to have to reveal this to you Ricardo but it is clear evolution has passed you and your type are condemned to extinction. The dark ages are long gone and these types of silly generalizations are long done.

Whatever you do don't iron your old fella! I did and i haven't been able to crack a stiff since!