Artists, Drugs and Drinking Club

Calling for members to newly proposed "Artists, Drugs and Drinking" club.

Members will be predisposed to:

- Having a very good time
- Stretching the boundaries of creativity, imagination and human endeavour
- Enjoy ranting random poetry out loud
- Spontaneously bursting into song
- Not being 'too much' of a cunt
- Not being stingy

Applicants are encouraged to apply within.