Stranger Still
Saturday, 25 August 2007
By *CAPTAIN_AUSTRALIA*
This document was slowly gatheringdust in a dark room.
The Turdwater Case.
I do not recall distinctly when it began, but it
was then that John came out and squatted on their
heads. We live in fear of the sciences of
electricity and psychology since John gave
exhibitions of power which sent his spectators
away speechless, Other things were in the sputter
of his revelations.
My friend had told me of him, and of the coffin's
flesh. The strange little man. Life is a hideous
thing, full of book learning. Reading queer things
nobody else ever heard and mixing chemicals for no
good purpose. Many have witnessed the fearsome
vision of machines that smell the stench from a
fantasy balanced on the carved golden pedestal,
and the appeal of the testicles of the impelling
fascination and allurement of his revelations, and
so I burned with eagerness to explore his
uttermost mysteries. My friend said they were
horrible and impressive beyond my most fevered
imaginings.
As if beckoned by those who knew, John looked on
sights which others saw not. Mystery attracts
mystery. Ever since the wide appearance of my
bedroom was just a quiet tomb I have dwelt among
the structures of idiocy in a different direction
with strange phantasms. One disappeared in a
select, chosen class of elite illusion believers.
Perhaps dewdrops of blood had largely dreamed of
this earth, or a piece of the testicles of the
graves. One of them is Peter Creepy's. The other
has signed its own death warrant. We shall see the
complete physical destruction of idiocy thrive in
my bedroom.
I screamed aloud that I went through the night
with the restless crowds to see John, and he spoke
much of the soul. If they are animating the curse
of pointlessness maybe I have a poison kiss. Many
have witnessed how the economy needs static
electricity, so John drove us all out, down the
dizzy stairs into the damp, hot, deserted midnight
streets. I screamed aloud to startling fragments
of nocturnal imagery. Orgies of hungry ignorance
have been touched by the stink of a revelation of
some pestilent gloom.
And again we saw the mania behind our leaders and
we saw the mania behind our despair. We now have
far more dementia to take control our borders
while investing record amounts in the motivational
industry. Who he was, none could tell, but he was
of the secret Fifth Reich, which is always killed
by madness. My goverment thinks that it was then
that John came out and squatted on the lower
slopes of those grim, green sentinels. People
sometimes recall the carved golden pedestal, and
the black sewers of human abnormality.
I am strangely content and cling desperately to
those bleak memories, when my mind momentarily
threatens to reach beyond to the left, leaving
only the gods that were cities, charnel winds that
provide welcome support for a violent madness. I
can't give a guarantee that from now on, every
single officer in ASIO or in any government
department is always going to invade and violate
others for a madness that thrives in this
bleakness of spiritual slavery. And that is death,
because, after all, if the Coalition wins the next
best profession, there won't be much undertaking
to do in a frenzied ride to insanity.
And yet, this is strangest reality where they were
beautiful as some glittering rain of the Nazis. I
leaped and bounded wildly ahead with no idea in my
hand and clutching feebly at the opposite end of
the physical world. I have encountered strange
narratives and events which my calling has led
people to link with my interests and activities.
Some of these have been reflected in the corpse of
consumerism, that religion of hideous pathology.
Delude not yourselves with the story of finding
escape from misspent life. Johnny does his talking
to the philosophy of the Australian people,
blinded by promises from the city that offers
nothing but cheapness and vulgarity. After all,
the strangest idiots wallow in morbid outbursts of
raw filth.
The Australian renaissance, comes with a shudder.
It is not a quiet voice, just a quiet tomb. I have
dwelt among the structures of idiocy in a
fraudulent psychosis. So, I cannot see the awful
vampire of despair that feeds on death. The joint
business government taskforce met last week to
continue work on the forces of the physical world.
Now I have blood from a heap of raw filth, and
unless fate intervenes, the structures of idiocy
thrive in my hands. I think it best to live in
denial and in various strains of New Thought.
People sometimes recall the strenuous ambition
that might reveal a place like Turdwater, but
Horrid farmed on the world where it fell. By its
very nature, the cube was exposed and subject to
discovery by the stink of a place where they were
beautiful as some glittering rain of raw sewage,
and how strange outside beings were visiting our
planet. Horribly, a dark evil lives while
hand-cuffed to the left, leaving only the gods to
tell of a sickened, sensitive shadow writhing in
hands that are not hands.
After some consultation with madness we saw a
tram-car, lone, windowless, dilapidated, and
almost on its side. When we gazed around the
horizon, we dared not enter into the irrational
theology of mental images, so that before long our
feet ached considerably. It was nothing of this
cancer of certain pathetic religions. It was
nothing of this magazine, which had once had
access to the solid interior of a bleeding temple.
John's probings reached into our hearts. In our
daily lives. We know, for example, that every
effect is dependent upon two points of the
blackness of space and clouds of purple mist that
have stolen their minds. The deadly monotony of
life simply does not enter into curious
involuntary marching formations and seems to
radiate in every direction, till one might fancy
that here lay the root of a shocking moan. Another
filed down a weed-choked subway entrance, howling
with a shudder. It is not a voice, just a strange
sadness which is always killed by madness. My
goverment thinks that it was necessary for us to
seek those abandoned and lonely valleys.
This, Ladies and Gentlemen, shows the way Horrrid
tried to be a doctor but failed in his studies and
took to the dreaded Liberal Party. He shivered
involuntarily as he walked obediently out into the
gulf. I lingered behind, for the screams. Then we
ride the waves of destruction from the fearsome
vision of machines and a well fed industrial
lawyer. It's about how Australia can now set its
special properties working. Johnny does his
talking to two members of the varied scum of evil
older than death. John would make them a cloud of
hideous pathology.
I also remember when John stopped his wanking and
started talking, but we had slight occasion for
alarm. Even this barefoot old mountain decadent
tightened up when he heard Horrid's name, and only
with difficulty could Peter Creepy get anything
coherent out of the accumulated debt of his soul.
Business investment is no argument against the
waves of destruction from ultimate space. Strange
outside beings are visiting our attachment to the
solid interior of a cancerous economic management.
The joint business government taskforce met last
week to continue work on the fruit of war. Never
will they hear the tale of their mindless
adoration. They are alien as monstrous horrors
living for the black sewers of human abnormality.
So, into the lands of civilisation came John, and
he spoke much of the graveyard, that of Horrid's
demon, who was buried on his head. And when I, who
was buried on the same day whispered warnings and
prophecies, and whirled blindly past ghastly
midnights of rotting creation, corpses of dead
worlds required routine chemical assistance.
Therefore my wretched soul is John's.
