Created: Monday, 03 February 2003 Written by Correspondent
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A permanent state of panic, boosted by regular doses of terrorist attacks by cuckoo Islamic fanatics (try saying that six times fast) is exactly what George "Nucular" Bush (the "man who cannot think" according to Nelson Mandela) needs to stay in power, win re-election in 2004, stack the federal courts, dismantle the Bill of Rights, and enrich its corporate sponsors.

Say, how DID all that American oil get under Iraqi sand?