ANOTHER EXPLOSION IN RIYADH

The shocking truth has been exposed.

The latest explosion in Riyadh was not, in fact, a terrorist attack as first claimed by US authorities.

Sources close to Xenox News have revealed that the visiting US Dep Sec of State, the asinine Richard Armitage has spontaneously combusted.

Yep, Bush's big bald barrel-chested bullshit meister has blown up!

The apparent cause was a build-up of methane gas.

Asked where Big Dick was now, authorities could only shrug and say: "All over the fuckin place".

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