Created: Saturday, 17 April 2004 Written by Xenox News Editor
Yeh thats right. Calling Osama! Calling Osama! We want a truce!
Xenox News agrees to withdraw all their troops from Afghanistan and Iraq (except for that dickhead Patriot) as requested. We will also happily point our fingers at those non-compliers such as Mr Howard and Mr Chirac.
Please accept all our apologies for insinuating you is a bad man. From now on we will blame only those who deserve it like Andrew Bolt and any other fucking Bush Butt licking pundit. Thank you Osama for this oppurtunity and if you need some one to strap on the belt we can always point you in the direction of a few converts.
Staff of Xenox News