Created: Saturday, 09 July 2005 Written by FlimFlamManYeh I know. He was the most evil bastard since Hitler. Invaded countries and gassed his own people.
But he knew how to stop terrorists.
There were no car bombs in Baghdad when he was boss!
He took no shit from ding-bat Muslim fundamentalists; just put 'em through the mincer.
So get him out of Jail, back on the throne in Baghdad, and you can bet 99% of world terrorism will end.
He was our friend once before, just get him to go on Oprah and say sorry and I reckon people will accept that. I really do. And then put him back in the harness.
We will win the war on terror overnight.