Created: Monday, 17 September 2007 Written by *CAPTAIN_AUSTRALIA*"I told you it had nothing to do with
oil, and it is still not about oil,
look at this - our boys have done a
sterling job protecting this stuff!"
As John showed me some photos of lush green
fields of rhubarb stretching to the far
horizons of Iraq, it was easy to believe him.
How could we ever have doubted the word of
this honest and honourable man?
This is Alan Jones signing off, and heading
for the nearest public convenience to
celebrate this good news with my Liberal
Party colleagues and good mates while
we strain the potatoes and have a male