Kerry Packer:
If I've ever had an ambition in my life it's been to father the anti-christ. So i've gone round humpin' every cross eyed bitch I could lay my hands on!

Bruce McAvaney:
My only ambition is to explode when i die. And to learn how to spell my name.

Jeff Kennett:
To have a penis any respectable male could possess.

Terry McCrann:
Not to look like the Jew on the front of 'The Protocols of Zion'.