EDITORIAL

I poured myself into this. My arse the glass that holds the refuse. As a citizen of the world I demand a passport to the unexplored recesses of my mind. In the dank and dark places where surely erections must lie. Blood engorged statuettes of humanity. In that one mans cock can represent all that is good and evil in people. Look at that third eye. Not located in ya fucking pineal gland, but enshrined in your penile lump. These esoteric thoughts always enter my mind when the flagpole is raised. Here we are on the edge of Asia... and not a cunt to be seen. Hey Tart supporters please enact some erectile tissue that has been so carefully hidden...If they could only circumsize her tounge...As Bukowski said, do not lick the top!

i AM A FROZEN MOTHERFUCKER..i'VE TOUCHED THE DEW ON THEIR HANDS.

So another News emerges with only the most sinister thoughts used. We are indeed FROZEN MOTHERFUCKERS! Pining for that split second of eternity, as our balls explode their load onto her still clothed lap! Letting the steelo of her vaginal hair rub your scrotum red raw.

CONTENTS

Yugo.............................................3
Sex in the 90's, It Just Keeps Getting Better!........................15
We Ridicule The Police Force.................................22
The Republic....................................................9
Handy-Fucking-Hints: All you need to know!...........................40
The Kennett Interview:Life with a minature penis.............24
Call 'em the Arseholes! The Adelaide arseholes!..............33
The Pain! The Pain!.............................45
Jazz Fuck.......................................73

While some may see the earth as a jolly green giant, we view it with a more sinister eye, it is in fact a soul sucker! And as such we view any attempts to prolong it's measly existence as totally unjustified. Let the bitch burn! Let her stew in her own juices! Nothing we made wasn't here to start with so Mother earth can shove it! Where it fits! So to ensure our part in the destruction of our"..delicate eco-system.." we have printed this journal on the bark of the endangered Rainforest oak, and have used an ink refined from the blubber of the rare southern humpback whale. I want it to burn..burn ..