In keeping with XENOX NEWS policy of equal time for all possible
tastes, in place of last issue's Page Three Girl we present one for the
ladies: our first Page Three Boy!
Yes, girls, meet Yugo Fk'y'rslff from Mydong, a seedy little planet in
the distant Skro-Tuhm Galaxy. A leading avant-garde performance artist
- particularly renowned for his dramatic set pieces pioneered at Fat
Pork's Bar & Bistro in Twat City - Yugo was gracious enough to take time
out to pose for our nervous editorial staff.
"I don't usually give a shit for Earthlings," commented Yugo as he
dropped his strides. "But even on Mydong we've heard of XENOX NEWS! It's
the only Earth rag we cultured Mydongans read!"
Well! Thanks, Yugo!
And Yugo's final word for all you depraved if not deprived female
Earthlings out there?
"Veni, vidi, vici!"
XENOX NEWS