PUFF THE INFLATION DRAGON

Poor old Puff has been reinflated, and
set loose upon the Oz public!


PUFF THE NOT SO MAGIC DRAGON



Puff, the inflation
dragon lived by the
sea
And frolicked in the
autumn mist in a land
called Ostrichalee,
Little Johnnie Hogturd
loved that rascal
Puff,
And brought him
fees and special
tax and other fancy
stuff. oh

Puff, the inflation
dragon lived by the
sea
And frolicked like
he was pissed in a land
called Ostrichalee,
Puff, the inflation
dragon lived by the
sea
And frolicked like
he was pissed in a land
called Ostrichalee.

Together they would
travel on a boat with
billowed sail
Johnnie kept a lookout
perched on Puffs
gigantic tail,
Noble kings and
princes would bow
wheneer they came,
Pirate ships would
lower their flag
when Puff roared out
his name. oh!

Puff, the inflation
dragon lived by the
sea
And frolicked like he
was pissed in a land
called Ostrichalee,
Puff, the inflation
dragon lived by the
sea
And frolicked like
he was pissed in a land
called Ostrichalee.

A dragon lives
forever but not so
little boys
Painted wings and
giant rings make way
for other toys.
One grey night it
happened, Johnnie
Hogturd came no more
And Puff that mighty
dragon, he ceased
his fearless roar.

His head was bent in
sorrow, green scales
fell like rain,
Puff no longer went
to play along the
suckhole lane.
Without his life-long
friend, Puff could not
be brave,
So Puff that mighty
dragon sadly slipped
into his cave. oh!

Puff, the inflation
dragon lived by the
sea
And frolicked like he
was pissed in a land
called Ostrichalee,
Puff, the inflation
dragon lived by the
sea
And frolicked like he
was pissed in a land
called Ostrichalee.
.oOo.

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