Images of the Body

BUMS WITH BEARDS

Monday, 18 February 2008

By Ptolemy Baby

An occasional series on the down and outs who should have a shave. Feel free to submit your own.

Lumpy Scrotum

Friday, 15 February 2008

By I'm a Perv

Just over the page. What begin as an irritation now has a life of its own. It wriggles at night, must to the chagrin of the scrotum owner.

An infection gone wrong?

THE IMPORTANCE OF BEING REGULAR

Tuesday, 11 November 2014

By Pooey Pablo

Your health is central to your existence and feeling of well-being. A healthy person has a clear mind and a properly functioning body. It should run like clockwork, and one obvious measurement of the ticking of this clock is your bowel regularity.

pussy time

How to achieve this regularity?

ADVENTURES IN DEFECATION

Thursday, 12 July 2012

By SirWillyWonka

Just dropped a load in the pan.

Man it looked like “The Thing”; hard dry and cracked.

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A superhero was spotted in the dunny this morning.

Didn’t see any corn either.

Any of you ever squeezed out a comic book superhero?

By SirWillyWonka

Bums with Beards II

Monday, 30 April 2012

By Ptolemy Baby

I've said it before.... I'll say it again...

It is a modern disgrace that facial hair is now acceptable to wear.

In the past a man wouldn’t be seen in polite company unless he had a clean face.

But look at all the bums with beards now…

beckham_beard

Oh... very stylish. Not.

pitt_beard

Could you get more disgusting? He even has bits off food hanging off it!

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Prince William looks a dead ringer for his inbreed forefathers

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See?

And of course these bums. What sort of stupid religion would tell a man to look like this?

Have you got any more examples?

HOME-DONE FOOT SURGERY

Sunday, 19 June 2011

By Ricardovitz

I done come 'cross this here li'll ditty - right resourceful gal here is doin her own foot surgery:

She git a big 'ol nasty wart on that thar foot, 'n she take to it hack'n at it with nothin but scissors! Y'all gotta watch this here brave gal learnin ta surgery on her own foot.

Pithy Quote

I refined this style that you describe. It is a deliberate telegraphic style. It is there for one reason. It is there to redefine the language. It is there to redefine the language because this is to me the best possible way of expressing the violence of the base narrative, which is another way to say the violence of history, and the violence of the inner and outer lives of the three main characters. This style encompasses racist invective. Yiddish. Profane lingo from across the board from hepcat jazz musician talk to southern cracker talk to the Klan speak of the Ku Klux Klan.