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Covid19 Killing Fields in Bloom

Created: Wednesday, 29 April 2020
Written by Max Gross

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SNAP BACK OR SURGE FORWARD?

 

Welcome to the new normal!

In Australia, some 800,000 freshly minted unemployed folk have finally had their “jobseeker” claims processed.

Many more have not.

But the loudly advertised “increased” jobseeker payment – which is only now trickling into some bleak bank accounts  – will not be extended beyond the emergency response.

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THE CORONAVIRUS PRINCESS BRIDE

Created: Tuesday, 14 April 2020
Written by Max Gross

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Who Let the Bugs Out?

 

While Sideshow Scott’s federal gunnament continues to avoid answering the question of who authorised the docking and disembarkation of coronavirus-carrying passengers on the Ruby Princess in Sydney – and with Border Farce Obergruppenfuhrer Kartoffelpuffer seemingly in hiding – here are a few new COVID19 facts and figures...

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Sideshow Scott’s Covid19 Show & Tell

Created: Tuesday, 31 March 2020
Written by Max Gross

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WHEN THE LEVY BREAKS WHO GETS A LIFESAVER?

 

While some like my other half are lucky because their employers could arrange it so they are able to work from home, 37 per cent of Australia’s workforce are at risk of job loss because businesses and workplaces have ceased operation due to the novel coronavirus pandemic.

“Thousands have already lost their jobs, while others face the prospect of unpaid time off should they need to self-isolate or become sick, ” according to ABC News. 

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HAIRCUTS, QUEUES & COVID BLUES

Created: Friday, 27 March 2020
Written by Max Gross

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Coronavirus by the Numbers

 

Australians still do not realise the seriousness of the COVID19 pandemic and Sideshow Scott and the federal government’s fumbling, bumbling response is not helping get that crucial message across.

The insurance industry takes is seriously though.

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The Daze of Wine and Coronavirus

Created: Thursday, 26 March 2020
Written by Max Gross

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With the wheels falling off the federal government, the “economy” and that arcane maze of bullshit and debasement called Centrelink,  I braved the outside world to tramp to Woolwarts where the only people wearing protective faces masks and rubber gloves were some of the staff.

Customers milled about with impunity. Hello-ooo?

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Lockdown, Lemmings & Locusts

Created: Tuesday, 24 March 2020
Written by Max Gross
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Slower than a speeding mollusc, weaker than a newborn kitten, unable to leap matchboxes in a single bound. Look! Up in the sky! It’s a turd. It’s a drain! It’s Scrotty from Marketing!

Yes, folks, Australia has officially gone off the cliff.

“Australia has now sprinted past 1,000 cases, with the number doubling over each of the past three days, and it is likely this acceleration is only the beginning”, according to an online report in The Guardian.

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Marketing genius thinking a thunk

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