What Ails You

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My Wife the Domestic Terrorist

Created: Thursday, 30 October 2014
Written by Once was a Man

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At home I live in fear. A furtive glance over the shoulder in the Kitchen. A shadow of dread in the Lounge room…

drugs i take

Is she around?

 

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A Timely Reminder...

Created: Wednesday, 20 August 2014
Written by Your friend from Ferguson

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I want a riot of our own...

Making a quid… 5 steps to A New Economics for a New Society

Created: Sunday, 03 March 2013
Written by I'm Fucking Loaded

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Damn it’s hard to make a living nowadays. Especially since that in just about every country you have to compete with some Wing Chung Bung undercutting you with cheap imports. But fortunately new psychological research and economic studies have revealed a new way to do business and to make your fortune In fact it could be said to be even more than this; it is really a new ideal for living. So here are the 5 Steps to Wealth!


I spent hours at the computer researching so you can make money!

 

  1. Get people to work for you. Lots of people; for the more you have the more you make. Bangladeshis will work for little.
  2. Buy a TV station. I hear they are going cheap nowadays.
  3. Get the GST off Tissues!
  4. By preying on the sick and the weak minded it can be quite easy to make money. Any scam will do but often ‘quick  and easy’ cancer cures can get you a few bucks.
  5. Start a ‘Think Tank’. These fuckwits have been doing it for years and all they do is basically churn out whatever some rich prick pays them too. Give them some competition and start your own!

So there you have it. I've given you all the information you need. Now get off your arse and go out there and make some money!

 

Excited by excitement

Created: Thursday, 03 February 2011
Written by Walt Woolley

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Excited by excitement: I am excited by excitement!
Bored with boredom: I am bored with boredom.
Excited by excitement: I can also become bored of boredom.
Bored with boredom: Well I am never excited by excitement.
Excited by excitement: But you are boring and bored with boredom.
Boring: He is not boring; he is bored with boredom. I am boring.
Excited: I am excited, with you being boring and bored with boredom being bored with boredom.
A Fuckhead: I am a fuckhead.


Sleeping on the job

Created: Thursday, 23 September 2010
Written by Mr Beatitude

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Sleepy
In my sleep
I travel
far
within.
Its lovely to be able to sleep on the job.

A dead fish

Created: Tuesday, 21 September 2010
Written by Repoman

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A dead fish