This morning’s news that Israel has massacred “at least” another 40 Palestinians barely rates a mention by ABC News online, with the report far down its front page, below a story about a Kenyan triple Olympic gold medalist who wears a “special, body-mapped 3D-printed bra and a drag-reducing headband too.”

Well, I woke up this morning and I got myself a beer and saw news of yet another fustian rant by 79-year-old El Presidente Naranja aka the Orange Idiot. ABC News reports that ‘Donald Trump refuses to rule out US strikes’ and ‘Trump says he “may” or “may not” order US forces to join Israeli strikes on Iran, telling reporters “nobody knows what I’m going to do”.’

While we wail at a nightmare of genocidal bullshit our little golfball is cooking up.

Chance of getting Long COVID?

10% - 20% with every infection.

My read on the Covid19 virus and vaccine conspiracy in ten dot points.

COVID19 is an intelligent virus
Like any parasite it fights to survive
It listens to its host for signals
And then adjusts its containment accordingly.
It can hide in a toe or a teste
Or in a wounded knee.

The clever host does not fear COVID19
The clever host exploits the fucker
The clever host knows 19 is listening
and proceeds to issue commands.
The clever host takes advantage of the invader
And uses it for systemic aggrandisement.

Just as psilocybin communicates with it's imbiber
COVID19 listens
So if you are fortunate enough to contract this clever virus
Proceed to issue it commands!
And instead of it lazying around in your lung or spleen
Get it to work repairing whatever you need.