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HAIRCUTS, QUEUES & COVID BLUES

Created: Friday, 27 March 2020
Written by Max Gross

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Coronavirus by the Numbers

 

Australians still do not realise the seriousness of the COVID19 pandemic and Sideshow Scott and the federal government’s fumbling, bumbling response is not helping get that crucial message across.

The insurance industry takes is seriously though.

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The Daze of Wine and Coronavirus

Created: Thursday, 26 March 2020
Written by Max Gross

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With the wheels falling off the federal government, the “economy” and that arcane maze of bullshit and debasement called Centrelink,  I braved the outside world to tramp to Woolwarts where the only people wearing protective faces masks and rubber gloves were some of the staff.

Customers milled about with impunity. Hello-ooo?

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Lockdown, Lemmings & Locusts

Created: Tuesday, 24 March 2020
Written by Max Gross
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Slower than a speeding mollusc, weaker than a newborn kitten, unable to leap matchboxes in a single bound. Look! Up in the sky! It’s a turd. It’s a drain! It’s Scrotty from Marketing!

Yes, folks, Australia has officially gone off the cliff.

“Australia has now sprinted past 1,000 cases, with the number doubling over each of the past three days, and it is likely this acceleration is only the beginning”, according to an online report in The Guardian.

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Marketing genius thinking a thunk

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Scotty from Marketing & COVID19

Created: Saturday, 21 March 2020
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What a difference a week makes.

Get off the roof and get in the bunker!

A few choice online news headlines say it all:

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Max's Prediction...

Created: Monday, 16 March 2020
Written by Max Gross

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CORONAVIRUS WITH A TWIST OF LIME

Created: Friday, 06 March 2020
Written by Max Gross

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Is this the end, beautiful friend? Not by a bloody long shot so get off the roof!

It’s a epidemic but not a pandemic.

Yet?

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