Another year, another Aussie election.
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LIEBRAL MENDACITY & BLOCK-WAR DOWNUNDER
“Budget surpluses or deficits are not economic decisions forced upon us by economic ‘facts’. They are political decisions. Decisions around the level of taxation (revenue collection), service provision (government spending), inflation and unemployment are also political decisions – not economic ones” – Kay Rollison, 14 February 2015, Debt and Deficit Duplicity, http://theaimn.com/
“There is a generation, whose teeth are as swords, and their jaw teeth as knives, to devour the poor from off the earth, and the needy from among men” – Proverbs 30:14
“Poverty is the worst form of violence” – Mahatma Gandhi
Mad Max Gross analyses the first and last Turnbull government Budget
Well, damned if I was going to waste my time listening to that rabid feckin' junkyard dog Scutt Morrison sprewk the usual LIEbral bullshit as they kick the poor and pander to the rich so I watched an episode of Heston Blumenthal doing weird shit to food on SBS-on-Demand instead.
Later, I turned to the news online and got no further than "Mr Morrison said..." before my gag reflex kicked in.
DESPERATE BUT NOT SERIOUS
Innovative Xenox News reporteur Max Gross get's excited about the demise of Malcolm Grech
The reign of muddling Malcolm Turnbull PM looks set to be more fleeting than even that of the abysmal Tony Abbott.
Watching his pop poll percentage shrinking, this week Turnbull rolled the dice in a desperate attempt to cling to his recently acquired prime ministership.
Using the LNP's idealogical putsch to reinstate the Australian Building and Construction Commission (ABCC) to trigger an early federal election through a Double Dissolution of parliament, Turnbull - like Abbott - has apparently decided that if he cannot run the joint he will wreck the joint.
EXCITING TIMES TO BE A CANNIBAL
"...economic rationalism, a sneer on its face, lays about itself, hacking Australia's fabric without anaesthetic and assuring the screaming patient that at the end of the slashing he'll be grateful" - Tom Kenneally, OUR REPUBLIC
"Style, like sheer silk, too often hides eczema" - Albert Camus, THE FALL
"I'm prepared to take advice on leisure from Prince Philip. He's a world expert on leisure. He's been practising for most of his adult life" - Neil Kinnock, in the Western Mail
THE FRIAR OF FRAUD DEFROCKED!
So, there it goes, Tony Abbott PM, like a cheap squash ball ricocheting off the walls, floor and ceiling, leaving every window broken, every racket unstrung and every player black and blue.
Max Gross bids farewell & feck you to a nasty, narcissistic, self-important prat who wrecked the place, paving the way for his nemesis.