We are the vampires
We are the monsters
We are the invaders
the bringers of doom
We are the alien invasion
The latest outbreak of violence on the Korean peninsula has sent shivers down the spines of many Western diplomats. With the possibility of the nuclear armed North Korea upping the stakes, and the notorious obnoxious South Korean temperament, they are worried the current fighting could expand into outright war.
Who started this latest conflict between the two inbred nations? Was it was a provocation by North Korea’s leader in waiting Kim Il-Dung Jnr? Or was it because the latest ‘war game’ exercise by the South crossed over the disputed border? Well XenoxNews.com can report to you exclusively that it was none of these things. Our sources tell us that conflict began after a UFO was sighted over the disputed island of Yeonpyeong. This unusual object was seen beaming rays down onto the ground, on both sides of the border. The excitable Koreans then begin firing off their weapons and so the conflict begun.
Spotted over the Korean Peninsula yesterday!
The UFO menace has been increasing rapidly in recent times. It seems now their visitations are becoming bolder and more brazen. Unfortunately many have viewed these alien creatures with a benevolent eye; believing that they are benign creatures here to enlighten us earthlings.
However this is far from the truth.
What these aliens want is meat. Human meat. They want to turn our planet into one massive farm. And what better way to take over Earth than by causing its inhabitants to fight amongst themselves. Expect them to arrive at UN headquarters once the conflict expands. At first they will announce themselves as our saviors; but soon after that we will end up on their menu!
What should we do to save ourselves from this lifetime of enslavement and pain?
Nuke them on sight! Destroy the UFO menace now while we can!
I don't want to end up as a titbit for some little green man. Kill them while we can!
It has been a weird week on this blue pill we call Earth…
Catastrophic dust clouds have engulfed our major cities in a haze so thick some people were ordered to stay indoors. Many reports of vaguely glimpsed strange flying objects were made…
And over our most proud monuments strange craft circled at will; while the rest of humanity walked on oblivious…
It has been obvious to all dedicated XenoxNews readers that the fall of mankind is near. Our way of life shall soon crumble and fall and, like our primitive ancestors, we will be scratching in the dust to survive .
To keep you well informed of these coming disastrous events we have created the XenoxNews UFO desk. From it our dedicated reporters will promulgate all the latest news and events from the UFO world.
As the end approaches you can be sure that the frequency of these UFO visitiations will only increase. There will be more and more sightings, photographs, and video recordings.
But don’t expect the world media international conspiracy of silence on UFOs to change. The Murdochs and CNNs of this world have a vested interest in keeping things quiet; you won't read any truth there!
Dear reader there is only one news organization with enough courage and independence to publish the facts about the UFOs visitations.
So send us your photos, your personal observations, and we will publish it. No matter how fanciful you may think it we will put it out there so everyone can see and judge for themselves.
Remember the world, and you, has a right to know!
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