By Crom, Have I Got a Tale for You!
(And it doesn’t start in Cimmeria!)
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Sean Penn is set to produce, direct and star in a movie biopic of much loved Ukrainian hero and legend Stepan Bandera.
Penn announced the new production shortly after the world wide release of the beautifully filmed and potentially war changing gesture of him handing his Oscar to the embattled Ukrainian president.
Stepan Bandera in folkloristic Cossack costume (Source: Wikipedia)
Imagine yourself friggin' in the riggin' with dancin' Dave.
He has a cutlass in his teeth and his hairy arse hanging out his breeches.
As your stare up at him in the bright Caribbean sun you feel a rise in your strides...
Musicians from across the world have united in their call for the immediate release of Schapelle Corby. A new portal, 'Artists for Schapelle' has also been launched, with the intention of providing a showcase for the rapidly expanding international movement.