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By Crom, Have I Got a Tale for You!

Spasticus Autiscus 3 minutes read

By Crom, Have I Got a Tale for You!
(And it doesn’t start in Cimmeria!)

Brought to you by today's word of the day: Quim.

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Sean Penn to star in new Stepan Bandera biopic

Mad Mike the Wannabee Marketing Mogul 2 minutes read

Sean Penn is set to produce, direct and star in a movie biopic of much loved Ukrainian hero and legend Stepan Bandera.

Penn announced the new production shortly after the world wide release of the beautifully filmed and potentially war changing gesture of him handing his Oscar to the embattled Ukrainian president.

Stepan Bandera

Stepan Bandera in folkloristic Cossack costume (Source: Wikipedia)

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THE FINEST PURVEYORS OF PIRATE PORN

Riebald Jim 1 minute read

Imagine yourself friggin' in the riggin' with dancin' Dave.
He has a cutlass in his teeth and his hairy arse hanging out his breeches.
As your stare up at him in the bright Caribbean sun you feel a rise in your strides...

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JOHN LENNON: THE WAR ON PEACE

My write and draw 0 minutes read
The others don't want me in because they don't want me to cause peace...


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Music Talks For Schapelle Corby

Freedom Corresponden 3 minutes read

Musicians from across the world have united in their call for the immediate release of Schapelle Corby. A new portal, 'Artists for Schapelle' has also been launched, with the intention of providing a showcase for the rapidly expanding international movement.

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