Inspirational Quotes From American Presidents

Words of Wisdom from the Leaders of the World's Indispensable Country

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What Happened to the FBI guy?

Well for starters, it is no longer just FBI guys. Girls, gays, and Lord knows what 'gender' can get a badge nowadays. The 'wokerati' have infested J. Edgar's glorious legacy and now the safety of the USA is at stake!

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Nation of bullshitters outraged to learn it elected bullshitter President

The clown state of America is reeling in shock to find out that its President-elect hired hookers to urinate on Obama’s bed in Moscow...

Or did he?

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U.S. President Grope

TRUMP'S MOVEMENT EXTRUDES A TURD!

Written by Max Gross

Unbelievably, a multiple bankrupt who all but incited violence against his opponents, a sexist, racist, hateful, shameless liar, has become POTUS: President Donald Trump!

Well, and why not? Australians once elected Tony Abbott PM!

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