Mister Scumbag Slime Man

This is not actually Bob Dylan


Hey, Mister Scumbag-Slime-Man
Please take some GST
I'm flat-busted and there
Ain't no place I'm going to
Hey, Mister Centrelink-Man
Will you please just breach me
For some jingle-jangle loose change
I'll come following you

Take me for a trip upon your
Magic surplus-ship
My dull mind cannot get hip
To how my money you do grip
My earnings have been stripped
I'm ready for my ID Card,
I'm ready for my chains
Reward for all my pains
Cast your Liberal spell my way,
I promise to go under it.

Hey, Mister Lolly-Bag-Man
Please take some GST
I'm flat-busted and there
Ain't no place I'm going to
Hey, Mister Centrelink-Man
Will you please just breach me
For some jingle-jangle loose change
I'll come following you

.oOo.

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