Howardland Lullaby

In honour of poor, tired, old
non-core John's on-camera nap.


Poor old Johnny sleepyhead
He is only fit for bed
One too many sips of wine
Makes his bed look very fine
While he sleeps and dreams of Heaven
He is just replaced by Kevin

Now dreamtime comes just creeping
Our poor old darling is soon sleeping
Close your eyes and sleep tight
Good night, Johnny, good night
The Sandman's on his way
So let's call it a day...


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  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 05:33 05/06/2007
    Float him off down shit creek...
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 09:34 05/06/2007
    Yes Lordy, he can follow his victims down that filthy old creek. He better hope his canoe is not a non-core one!
    - Ex Liberal Voter
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