When I looked the other way...

I never doubted you were there.
My bearded friend.
Renegade of the soul;
fiend of the money changers.

Oh bearded superman...

Jesus H Christ

I'll follow you on our fight for freedom,
You make us all feel good and holy,
I stand and sing with my arms in the air!

Oh Bearded Superman

Jesus H Christ

I have you as a close personal friend,
And so does my girlfriend.
In fact when we are close on the bed we talk to you,
And will we do what you want,
And will wait till you marry us before we go any further.
It's hard.
But you know I love you my bearded superman:

Jesus H Christ.

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