When I looked the other way...

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I never doubted you were there.
My bearded friend.
Renegade of the soul;
fiend of the money changers.

Oh bearded superman...

Jesus H Christ

I'll follow you on our fight for freedom,
You make us all feel good and holy,
I stand and sing with my arms in the air!

Oh Bearded Superman

Jesus H Christ

I have you as a close personal friend,
And so does my girlfriend.
In fact when we are close on the bed we talk to you,
And will we do what you want,
And will wait till you marry us before we go any further.
It's hard.
But you know I love you my bearded superman:

Jesus H Christ.

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  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 18 years ago
    being pissed as a newt now i just want to know...
    that bearded prick, did he know it was hard???
    you know, reached down from space and squeezed it a little?
    A spaceman Jesus who likes to tickle your knackers when your not looking.

    Fuck now I got your idea.

    Worship the Jesus of knacker tickling brilliance.

    No splinter of the cross, just Christ poking your knackers....

    With his tongue!

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    · 18 years ago
    Look at this disgrace: "when your not looking." Tsk, tsk.
    Try this next time: "when you're not looking." Thank you for your grovelling gratitude, but no thanks for your crappy spelling.
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 18 years ago
    i was pissed when i wrote it cunt.

    Thats right: cunt.

    Did I spell that right cunt?
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 18 years ago
    Dear spelling failure, by the belligerent tone of your apology I guess you wish to sulk. Just get your act together turkey, or life will slap you around!
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    · 18 years ago
    I kant spell either
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    · 18 years ago
    Just one of them things that queer-folk get all riled up over. It don't mean no nevermind to regular folks, but to queer-folk, it gets their faces all pruned up like when they's watchin sports.
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    · 18 years ago
    Only a sissy and queer could know something like that for sure, I reckon.
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    · 18 years ago
    just from seein a queer-folk in action. I reckon most everyones seen queer-folk before. Ain't nothin but a but a 3-legged dog with a tumor on its brain.
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    · 18 years ago
    Not too many "regular persons" around inbred scarecrow country. Plenty of those with three legs being seen as normal for those tribulated parts. But even "a 3-legged dog with a tumor on its brain" has more right to life than those nightmarish, retarded, pig-poking, father-raping, sister-marrying bog-people.
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    · 15 years ago
    Oh but the fire went wild

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    · 15 years ago
    A lot of work went into that stare. What one might do to acquire it. Surely appropos and pertaining to..the king of kings

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