SMOOTH BETWEEN THE LEGS

Like a slippery slide. Start at the navel and end up at about the anus. The fissured cracks of this orifice are a stately home for many microscopic bacterial fiends. Within the nooks and crannies of the muscles of the sphincter is surely no place one would place a penis, at least not with a lady...

Y'know today I took this red pill, all shiny and new, and after a while the sun became a hot yellow anus. Revolting, jism smeared, and putrefying. On the seas Pirates frolicked revealing their faeces smeared arses to the world and swung from the rafters. Cutlass in mouth and calling out in blood curdling cries. My pirate dreams are naked dreams of strong armed boys with curly red hair and green eyes. Freckled faces of boys. Smoking opium on the decks. My pecker stirred and before you knew it me pants were a mess...

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