BECAUSE THE SHOUTBOX AINT WORKING...

Eva: Oh boys! Me pussy is on fire and where are you???
Fritz: Eva, my sweet turtle dove fret not! For my teutonic pecker is hard and true!
Trucker Dan: Bend over Fritz, I'll give you long and hard...

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