AUSSIE PRINCESS MARY SQUIRTS OUT A LITTLE FELLA!

Created: Sunday, 16 October 2005 Written by Hollywood Whisperer
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Grand old Aussie Princess Mary of Denmark has given birth to a baby boy.

All Australia is overjoyed with the news and already petitions are being circulated to enable this new Prince to become King of Australia. "I reckon it would be grand to have a little two head Taswegian as King of Oz", said one of the locals of Mary's hometown Launceston,

"He could be king and that 70 year old prick Howard could be the official Royal ball washer."