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PILLOW TALK

Tuesday, 20 December 2005 By Chato

The rich and powerful really
do care for each other.
JOHN: Errr, Alan.
ALAN: Yes John, what is it?
JOHN: You don't love me do you?
ALAN: Don't be ridiculous.
JOHN: You think I'm ugly and
very stupid. You have been
visiting public urinals
and seeing strange men.
ALAN: We ARE strange men John.
JOHN: You know what I mean.
ALAN: Ok, what about Kim?
JOHN: What do you mean?
ALAN: I've seen both of you.
JOHN: Kim means nothing to me.
ALAN: He is very cosy with you.
JOHN: We are on the same team
that's all.
ALAN: You want me to dominate you
don't you John.
JOHN: Yes Alan.
ALAN: Well, I won't.
JOHN: Please, I'm begging you.
ALAN: No!
JOHN: Waaaaaaaahhhhhh!
ALAN: Jesus Christ! I've done it
now. Here, let me dry your
tears dearest. You do have
a very tiny dick John.
JOHN: Yeah, but yours is so soft.
ALAN: I want you down on the
floor - now! You are the
victim of coalition welfare
policy and I am Centrelink.
JOHN: Will you dump a bucket of
shit on me like last time?

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Pithy Quote

On the slope of the knoll angels whirl their woolen robes in pastures of emerald and steel. Meadows of flame leap up to the summit of the little hill. At the left, the mold of the ridge is trampled by all the homicides and all the battles, and all the disastrous noises describe their curve. Behind the right-hand ridge, the line of orients and of progress. And while the band above the picture is composed of the revolving and rushing hum of seashells and of human nights, The flowering sweetness of the stars and of the night and all the rest descends, opposite the knoll, like a basket,-- against our face, and makes the abyss perfumed and blue below.