XENOXNEWS SALUTES TEN YEARS OF 70 YEAR OLD PM HOWARD

Created: Thursday, 02 March 2006 Written by TEX LUMBAGO

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Fuck him. Still hasn't been PM as long as XenoxNews has been around.

Hey we predicted him!

That's right, in Edition 2 it clearly stated that a 4-eyed buttlicking Sydney Solicitor would rule Australia for a period of time.



I clearly remember it. I think it was in that article on "Left Hand Wanking and the Ozone Layer."

Anyway dear readers why don't we all make a few Molotov Cocktails and salute lil' Johnny; the perianal loser who done good.

Where you want to place those cocktails is, of course, up to you.