HOWARD'S LOVER DISCLOSED

*CAPTAIN_AUSTRALIA* 19 February 2007 1 minute read

Here she is!

Gorgeous!

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So you feel kinda naked and everything. So you just sing. But actually it isn't that you just sing. You just SING. Cuz it's life and death. It isn't like... you just sing. It's your first gig! YOU JUST SING!! Like... it's like you're in a bullring! It's a desperate situation. Especially when all the equipment's fucking up and everything! And no one can hear you...YOU JUST SING!! You don't care if you're on key or off.

Jonathan Richman

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