How crazy old John will win the next election:

Created: Tuesday, 30 October 2007 Written by Ex_Liberal_Voter
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Giving them what they want?


Crazy old John:
Here, suck on this withered old sausage.
Stupid Voters:
Oh, can we mister PM, please can we?
Crazy old John:
Sure you can, and you can have a pay cut also.
Stupid Voters:
How can we repay you, Your Majesty?
Crazy old John:
When you finish with the sausage, you may
notice that my arse needs extra attention.