FARMER BROWN NOSE

They can always get what he wants.
_________________________________ The suckhole starts shaking his wife's shoulder at
9.00am "Come on Darling, up ya get, we are going
electioneering."

"But dear it is too cold and too early and I don't
like electioneering."


"Well, I will give you three options:
1. Get up and come electioneering
2. I get to give you a quick fuck up the arse
3. You give me a head job.

Now think about it quickly while I go and put it
to the gullible mob out in Struggle Street."

The suckhole takes his speeches from the printer
door and he goes outside.

When he returns to his wife's bedside he says:
"Ok, what have you decided?"

"Well, like I say it's too cold to go
electioneering and I definitely don't want it up
the rear so I will give you a blow job."

She goes at it and when she finishes she says
"Oooh, it tastes like voter shit."

Then the suckhole says: "Yeah, the mob didn't want
any electioneering either, but I gave them some
anyway - like I always do!"

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