Max Gross Is A Slippery Fella...

City Marshal, Max Gross, ARRESTED! Max Gross, a secret city marshal, with an office at 153 Clinton Street, had a harrowing experience Saturday while attempting to execute candy store opperator, James Henderson.  Mr. Gross was arrested and mistakenly released , then later paroled o­n a charge of larceny.The orders for execution were given to Mr. Gross by a man named Seligman over a $53 debt owed to a feller named Henderson.  When Gross arrived at the candy store with his orders for execution, presenting his card and tellin Henderson his intentions (like a dern fool), Henderson jest laughed at Max Gross, like he's some kind of idiot.  Henderson said "I done sold it all to my wife".  Mr. Gross didn't pay no nevermind to Henderson nor his wife, and then Mrs. Henderson grabbed her pistol and told Mr. Gross "I'm gonna blow yer brains out".Deputy Mark Argin chanced by and Marshal Max Gross yelled "GIT OVER HERE".  Gross showed Deputy Argin his order for execution.  Thence, Gross and Argin done arrested all them Hendersons, and Gross turned to Argin and demanded that Argin not interfere with what he had to do next.  Gross told Henderson that Mrs. Henderson threatened to shoot him, and then stuck him with a melee dagger.  Argin had enough of Gross's lies and so he took both Gross and them Hendersons down to the station, charged all them Hendersons with assault and charged Gross with attempted execution.When the case was heard by Judge Poole, the Judge reduced the crime to attempted larceny and relased Max Gross o­n paraole.Now, y'all know what else Max Gross been up to all this time.  He ain't been up to no good at all.____________________________________Crime Correspondent:   Ricardovitz
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    · 18 years ago
    This here is just reportin the truth on Mr. Max Gross.

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    · 18 years ago
    Yahoo yippedy
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    · 18 years ago
    from Ricky. Gotta tell yer folks, Ricky is tired as a one-legged man in a butt-kickin contest, but he ain't gonna let this evil sombitch do the dirt on Max and Doctor Benway - old Doc Benway, he's a saint I reckn. He seed Ricky when he's derranged an gettin his brain cut out. Leastways most of it. Ricky once had dern near everythang a man could ever want 'ceptin a brain and a thang.
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    · 18 years ago
    with a big old hole blowed in it's side? I reckon Max Gross had somethin to do with it. Or, one of his Muslamic mates done did it.

    Now, help me out here Aussie Folks. How is it that a Jew Sheriff FBI agent gets all tangled up with Muslim Terrorists blowing up Aussie Aeroplanes? Ain't got that all figured out yet. Max - you care to school us on this?
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    · 18 years ago
    Without getting bogged-down in unimportant details, here are some important facts.
    1. Your car will never be fuelled by water.
    2. There is no Santa Claus.
    3. John Howard was not Santa Claus.
    4. Peter Costello is an awful dork.
    5. They are both true criminals.
    6. They have mostly destroyed Australia.
    7. Aussies will not enjoy their depression.
    8. Spectator sport will not save Australia.
    9. The magic invisible WMD will never be found.
    10. Your "investments" are now unsafe.
    11. The media drones will keep lying to you.
    12. Australia is turning into a trash heap.
    13. Denial is not a river.
    14. Weeping billionaires will always cry poor.
    15. You must never vote for the Liberal Party.

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    · 18 years ago
    Yer airplane, cos yer'll get busier than a bee in a tar bucket ter not get busted all to hell and back. Some holes is good - Ricky gits hankerin fer thems stinky butt-holes when he gits nuttier than a porta-potty at a peanut festival.
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    · 18 years ago
    Max Gross is the only one who makes any fucken sense on this site! Fuck! I wou;dnt even bother visiting XN otherwise
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    · 18 years ago
    He's a smart fella. Smart like a slippery wet fox, that is. Y'all think he's some poor warshed up moonshine suckin dawg spittin and spattin 'bout this nor that.

    But, he ain't, I tell you. He's been runnin amuck in Yankee Land. I flushed him out. And, that ain't all. Yep, I reckon there's much much more to know 'bout this here fella Max Gross.
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