Music Legend Lee Hazelwood passes away

Who?

Then get off your bum and go learn something about him.

Buy one of his records and have a listen.

and I was there.

Why would I want learn about Lee Hazelwood?

Condolences to all the family and also to Bob. I never did like that Blanche Dupuljet but.

Hawke perhaps? Maurie, who are you talking about? (D'Alpuget? Her family lived on the slope of the steep hill at Earlwood at the end of the shopping centre near the bus depot. Their house was built high up on this sandstone cutting. She was the black sheep. Dad wrote about yachting.)

Good Lord, every time some dumb old hippy takes the big dirt nap, these drug-guzzlers cain't get their depression and anxiety under control no matter how many chemicals they pump into their bodies!

All this moan'n and groan'n over some dead carney organ grinder. A man like Von Wagner dies - a real musician who worked hard all his life, and ain't nobody to pay tribute to him. But, some old hippy organ grinder dies and all of the socialists are wimpering like a baby pig in a poke.

Yeah man, we gotta get the band back together. Von was skin.

I never heard of this legend. How did it go?

I bet it goes and sounds like that inbred cajun inspired southern squeal like a pig music. Bring out the gimp!

Just for filthy Dikes, dirty Dike lovers, and women who's kooters stank so bad that only a buzz-headed bull- Dike will touch it.

What Dikes need is a real man to bitch-slap some sense back into them. Ain't worth no nevermind for me to go 'round mess'in with Dikes.

Chato, you up for the job?

Ricky, I don't go there - you should know that! You could ask Benway - he has had some results with psychosurgery and electronics. Most people are robopaths or sociopaths, and best avoided. Best thing about most dykes is they don't breed, but how can we stop politicians breeding? Where's Doctor Benway?

Yachting journalist and author Lou d'Alpuget died in Sydney at the age of 91, August, 2006.
He wrote a yachting column in a Packer newspaper.

factory records founder and Madchester legend Tony Wilson has died.

Well there you go.

Holy cow! When are people going to stop dying?

Non-core John next? Now let us pray - please Dear Lord, you know you need him to help you in Heaven. I'm sure you can find some other parasite to take-over Kirribilli House. May the arse-sucking rodent go to his just reward. Amen.

When I do.