UGLY JESUS AND THE CLITORIS BANGERS

A rumour going around the international journalist community is that the core team behind one of Australia's only fair dinkum newspapers is planning to collaborate and release music under a provocative band name.

 

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George Revere and friends rejoice the news of band reformation

 

It is understood that discussions are already under way about how the collaboration will work.

A spokesperson for the group suggested that the process will work as follows:

Music will be created through internet collaboration.
a. One member creates drum beat and forwards it to next member (bass player?) via soundcloud
b. Bass player adds his track and forwards track to next member (guitar player)
c. Lyric ideas produced collaboratively in yet to be decided process
d. Music and lyrics sent to singer for mangling and recording
e. Music then edited, mixed and mastered
f. Video production yet to be decided
g. Music and video then to be released to the masses through itunes, amazon and the like.

Apparently the process is well underway with only the name of the band to be finalised.

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  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 15 years ago
    How about calling the group Little Jesus and the Clitoris Bangers?

    Gives it more a folksy ring don't you think?
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 15 years ago
    Black Jesus and The Clit Lickers
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    · 15 years ago
    Black Jesus and the White Clit Lickers
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    · 15 years ago
    Y'all jest keep on 'bout blasphamin Jesus 'n whatnot. When ya die 'n git judged by God, you ain't gonna have no excuses. Y'all heard thar word right from me. YOU WILL BURN!!!! God done told me ta tell y'all that.

    Jest remember this here li'll ditty: Ya git the rest of yer miserable Godless life ta accept Jesus into yer heart 'n love thar Lord yer God. Do that, 'n this here bunch of filth you is engagin in will be forgiven.....but it'll cost ya... Oh, yes, it'll cost yer soul.
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    · 15 years ago
    But Ricky... Look, the kids are so happy!
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    · 15 years ago
    Yup. Thar Devil - he tain't gonna git y'all gussied up fer giv'n him yer soul if he ain't got some cheap candy fer the offerin'. See here, boys 'n girls, that thar Devil, he's reaaaaaaal good 'bout givin y'all some fun, games, pleasure, 'n whatnot in the hear 'n now. He git fornication, meth, heroin, crack, greed, gluttony, liquor, lust, 'n power in his tool belt. That be a heap of TEMPTATION fer the unwary.

    Them boys 'n girls - they ain't keepin it on the straight 'n narrow, 'n thar Devil he's a gonna pick 'em off one by one - he knows thar temptations, 'n all he git to doin is pullin the right tool out a his tool belt, and them souls go straight to him fer everlastin pain, torture, 'n sufferin. See, 'ol Satan - he dern't like you. He dern't like me. He hates God's children, hates 'em more than all thar hate in this here world.
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 15 years ago
    Oi, Rick, you keep speaking my name in vain, son, and I'll stick a fork in your ass and flip you over: you're done!
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 15 years ago
    Frugal Jesus and the Bung Eyes
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    · 15 years ago
    Ugly Jesus and the Clitoris Mashers?
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    · 15 years ago
    Whatever name you give, you can be damn sure that you are all going straight to hell.

    Now. Why hasn't that hillbilly idiot gotten me my drink yet?

    RICARDOVITZ!!!!
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    · 15 years ago
    Re the photo: bad hair day?
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    · 1 years ago
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