GOVERNMENT ANNOUNCEMENT

Created: Friday, 05 July 2002 Written by Correspondent
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GOVERNMENT ANNOUNCEMENT
The Federal Government announced today that it is changing it's emblem to a condom because it more clearly reflects the government's political stance.

A condom stands up to inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while it's actually screwing you.