LAY LINES and #BOXHEAD#

How do Mr Boxhead,

My question is: what are lay lines and where can I join the queue? (Beg pardon, I posted this before in Comments by mistake)

Sincerly,

Zebediah Hogwalla

Dear Zebediah Hogwalla,

First I apologise for taking so long to answer your question. I could say it was because I was busy but I would be lying. And a man in a box never lies.  I was just too lazy to answer you.

Besides lying, a man in a Box never lays either. So you can take your ‘Lay Lines’ and shove them up your clacker.

Boxhead