#ASKBOXHEAD Schapelle #Corby

Dear Sir/Miss/Mrs/Ms Boxhead,
Recently I have heard the name Schapelle Corby a lot. Forgive my ignorance, but is this a new brand of deodorant, a contestant on The X Factor or a Queensland holiday resort?
Yours sincerely,

Scarcely Vexed

Dear Scarey,

Ahhh… Schapelle. She has been a favourite of mine for a long time. And going by this:  Search XenoxNews.com Schapelle she has been a favourite of XenoxNews too.

You know I helped organise her release? It’s true. Amazing what a man with his head in a box can do sometimes. It took a while, but after a few phone calls to my friends in Jakarta and Denpassar she was finally let out. Now all I need is those bastards in her family to cough up the dough they owe me.

So with her out and about can we never hear of her and her dimwit band of followers again?

Amen.

Love,

Boxy