I AM YOUR GOVERNMENT...

Who loves ya baby? You may not know it yet, but you
are a significant threat to national
security. When we take you away
you may believe that you have
committed no crime. We can assure
you that you have! Of course, we
cannot tell you what crime you
have committed because that would
breach national security.
Do not worry too much as we may
offer you a chance to reduce your
disgrace by letting you tell us
about other people you think may
help us in our enquiries.

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