Amphibian Ectoplasm pt 1.

"Luther? What you done this time? I told you over and over not to be going that way."

"But mum, I was getting tired, mighty tired, I needed to go down there so bad." "You rotten swine, I know where you been, give me some of that stuff! Get here!"

Dad walks in.

"What's going on? What's all the yelling about?"

"Nuffin"

"I heard it. Who's got the shit? Give it!"

"Ain't no shit pop, what shit you talking about?"

"Give it before I cane your ass dimwit!"

"He ain't got no shit Lyall, what kind of thing you imagining?"

"Yeah pop, I ain't done nothing"

"Get by the couch, both of you... smart!"

"Now empty your pockets"

"That's right, pull them pocket linings out'

"Good, good" (picking up the silver wad of the floor)

"heh, heh, heh, heh!" (spreading his skin)

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