DEALING WITH THE PUBLIC

How to deliver services to the
public in the Howardland. MILKMAN: Say, Mister
Postman... those are some mighty
cute shorts you're wearing, but
why do you guys all sport those
ugly dark knee socks?

POSTMAN: You ladies at the dairy
wouldn't understand, these shorts
allow for total leg mobility,
while the socks protect against
teeth marks.

MILKMAN: From dogs?

POSTMAN: No... from humans. You
see, when you're crushing a man's
windpipe with your knee, you can
be sure he will attempt to bite
you.

MILKMAN: I've noticed that.

(Red Meat - Max Cannon)

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