HI-HO, HI-HO!

Ahh. Since Johnny gone we no get such stuff much like it any more.

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Jest y'all remember, boys and girls, twas John Howard who done stole yer guns, stole yer freedom and cut yer testiculars off so ya cain't' cause no troubles fer yer gooberment. SEIG HEIL YER GOOBERMENT!!!!

Vote Ricardovitz fer Prime Minister of Australia. I'll git it all back fer ya.

I never owned a gun man.

But, ya wanna. I bet youd like ta git yer li'll hands 'round a perty Australian FAL. That thar's a gun that'll winn you some wars. Or a genuwine USA made M14 - could knock thar head clean off a Muslim at 300 yards. That thar be 'bout 250 meters fer you commie type folks. Then thar's the grandady of 'em all - Ma Duce, and her li'll bruder Barrett 82A1. Spits a 50 caliber slug 'o energy that can not jest knock a Muslim's head clean off, but it can fuse the head of thar Prophet Mohammed to the a Dog's body. Done seen a cartoon 'bout that somewheres.

My metre is bigger than your yard Ricky.

Ipso facto I win the arguement.

thanks for the post/