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So of course they melt!

What good is glaciers anyway. They's just ice. That's all. Cain't grow no corn in them. Cain't raise no cattle on them. Cain't even build no city-slicker cement building on them.

I ain't gonna miss no glaciers. Just means all that cold, frozen land will become avaliable for farming, mining, cattle grazin. Y'all inventomentalist moonbats worry too much.

Just perfect to use for ice at my cocktail parties.

ps No riffraff like Ricarovitz allowed.

Well, ain't you think you is all that, all uppity and such. Cocktail parties - what the hell kinda gatherin is that? We got Cock fights - must be somethin about like that.

Let me tell you sumpthing, boy, Cock fights ain't no uppity event. Ain't like you put on yer bow-tie and yer best skivies to go to a Cock fight. Don't need to get all gussied up for no dog-fight neither.

I don't know what part of China y'all come from, but you don't know nothin!

caint do much Cock fightin no more on 'count of how mah thang jes got rooten wif pig disease. Rekon that some bunch of tenants did somethin while mah guard wuz down or sumpin. Miss doin stuff ter dogs butts somethin terr'ble. I got dern near everythang a man could ever want 'ceptn fer a thang!

Well I don't know if you two Ricardovitz's are one and the same but you can be sure I wouldn't swing my John Hancock anywhere near you lowlifes.

yer kin be knowin the difference between the genu-wine REGISTERED Ricardovitz an the other drug guzzlin' UNREGISTERED moonbat fake. Like chalk n cheeze - he's justa talk'n some kind of n*g*e*-code or Ayrabic. Caint foller a word of that hippy Atheiest nigra jive-talk!

Well done Prof; yes, glaciers are made of water and melt. You sure have earned your title.

The sooner the seas rise the sooner this freak of nature aka humanity is erased, making way for the next stage in evolved life on earth.

A Tenant. Cain't blame 'em. I wern't want to be no out-of-work Tenant neitherhow. Specially with the rent bein due in just 3 more days.

Y'all can go back and check them archives of yers. The real Ricardovitz ain't never been registered, and never would. Ain't no need to.

I guess I might add that I preciate you acceptin of my to-ing and fro-ing bout my sexuality. You peeple sure fine good folk lettin me post here bout how I enjoy takin it up the rear end hard

and y'all very kind puttin up with my schizofrenic and denial thoughts about being queer an a'll.

Well folks I might as well fess right up and spill the whole pan of beans: my favreet toy is this old family heirloom, a crucifix carved out of oak by my old great great grandpappy Thadeus during the war with the north. It be a might rough but it sure is a pleasure to have it in my asshole while I'm out carving hickory sticks to beat the dawg with.