Right Royal Scandal - Bilby Dead!

It has been reported that the Bilby placed on show for the British Royals and World Media at Tooronga Park Zoo has died.

 

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Zoo keepers had to put it down when it was revelaed that young Prince George may have infected it with a cold he had. Bilby's are very senstive to Human viruses and so the Zoo staff had no choice but to take the Bilby out and shoot it after the visit.

 

In one ray of sunshine they were able to use the remains of the Bilby and make a stuffed toy for little George.

 

So it wasn't completely wasted.

 

Bilby killer? Future head of Australia Prince William.

 

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    · 12 years ago
    Oh that sounds dreadful!

    I wonder what Kate was wearing when they shot the Bilby? Does anyone know?
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    · 12 years ago
    where is the dead body?
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    · 12 years ago
    Tain't nothin but a pinkie - kill 'em with blue rat cakes 'n feed 'em to the Abos. That thar's what ya call "welfare" in the South.
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    · 12 years ago
    A 'pinkie'? What sort of creature is that? Sounds like a furry little fucker that dwells in the buttholes of uncircumcised mountain men.
    Men perhaps like you, Mr Ricardovitz!
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    · 12 years ago
    That thar pinkie 'll fry up jest like a possum. Whatch ya wanna do is hold it real tight behind thar ears. Stick a nail in the critter's eye 'n giggle its brains ta kill it. Boil it fer ta git the hair off. Gut it. Then jest fry it up in some renderered fatback.
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