PAYING TOO MUCH FOR PETROL?

If he frightens you, just send our
plucky little arse-sucking, parasitic,
P.M. (putrid malignancy) to appease him.

I thought I heard the smirking trasherer
saying that high prices and low wages
means prosperity for lucky people.
Every time you pay a bit more for petrol
it is like putting money in the bank.
If it's a problem I'm sure Uncle Suckhole
will not allow his people to suffer.

Do those horns on MadmanAhmed imply he is a "horny" leader?
Maybe that/s his problem; not getting his end in enough.
A good root will solve most of your problems and thats probably what he needs.

That and a good spliff.

Phil "Pothead" Williams

Say what you will, there's one absolute certainty if the Bush whackos (or their Israeli proxies) bomb Iraq: petrol at the pumps for $50 a litre!

Did you mean Iran?

Easy mistake to make. In fact George W Bush made the same mistake in 2003.

Damn, yes, Iran, sorry.

The deranged administration of US President George W Bush would have us believe - among its countless other lies - that the Nuclear Bunker Buster (aka Robust Nuclear Earth Penetrator) is the neat and precise weapon of a civilised nation. For further edification, I invite Xenox News readers to peruse the following link:

http://www.ucsusa.org/global_security/nuclear_weapons/nuclear-bunker-buster-rnep-animation.html

I believe that Oz is led by a
Robust Nutless Arse Penetrator, and
has no need of the magnificent and safe
Robust Nuclear Earth Penetrator.

Ever penetrated the earth with your own nuclear warhead?
Y'know...
That thing in your pants.
I've done it, and I'm not ashamed to admit it. And, once I cleaned the pebble out of its eye, it still functioned perfectly.

Der Williekopf