NEW FREAKDOM TOWER TO RISE

Like a giant stiffy over WTC ruins,
while it waits for a circumcision,
if not an actual castration.


The New York City Freakdom Tower, the work of the
Lower Mammon Development Corporation, will serve as
a beacon to Yoo-Ess-Ay freakdom, futility, and
moral bankruptcy - if not idiocy.

The architect, Damien Foreskind, promoted his work:-

"I know it's an awful pile of crap architecture,
but we need a tower to reach Heaven, get into God's
money stash, and proclaim Zion as the kingdom of
all the universe. It is also useful as a way to
harness the sentimentality of the low-class cattle,
and provide a lightning-rod for Islamic fury.
Who cares? I'm not paying for it!"

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